If Pokemon is Food

[gaylolis]

I wonder what it'd be like if people eat pokemon.

How does it taste like?

Which of them will have your favorite taste, and what kind of dishes can people prepare from it?

What kind of dishes go along well with your pokemon meal?

Just fire your imagination away.

 

[Omnicast]

One whole pika with every bite. Shockingly delicious!

 

[Jamminrabbit]

I like cracking open a cloyster and dousing it with lemon.

 

[Vaxel00]

Steamed magikarp, fried magikarp, magikarp sushi.

 

[ChocolateLover030]

Surprisingly, Geodudes are just floating rock chocolates!

 

[NotaNuffian]

Peking Psyduck sounds about good.

 

[CosmicShade]

I could really go for some Seaking Sushi right about now, but we can get some Miltank Shakes and a Cottonee Salad. Gonna drink a glass of Rosé-rade wine tonight, They say it brings a whole new meaning to the term Red Wine

 

[Rwvwndish]

hmmm, i wonder if pikachu and raichu taste like. hmmm, maybe taste like electrocuted

 

[K5Rakitan]

What is the glycemic index on tangela? Can I use it as a pasta substitute with my gestational diabetes?

 

[Vaxel00]

What is the glycemic index on tangela? Can I use it as a pasta substitute with my gestational diabetes?

I'm sure Tangela is just like bean sprouts.

I'm on a keto diet, so roasted tepig or miltank ribeye for me.

 

[RedPanda]

How about a cool Vanillite for the hot summer days?

 

[CupcakeNinja]

I wonder what it'd be like if people eat pokemon.

How does it taste like?

Which of them will have your favorite taste, and what kind of dishes can people prepare from it?

What kind of dishes go along well with your pokemon meal?

Just fire your imagination away.

universal law dictates that everything non-fish, beef or pork MUST taste instead like chicken.

 

[Watchman]

I wonder what it'd be like if people eat pokemon.

How does it taste like?

Which of them will have your favorite taste, and what kind of dishes can people prepare from it?

What kind of dishes go along well with your pokemon meal?

Just fire your imagination away.

did you know slowpoke tails are considered a delicacy in the Pokémon universe?

 

[RedPanda]

did you know slowpoke tails are considered a delicacy in the Pokémon universe?

The Pokedex said this in one of the older editions, right?

 

[Watchman]

The Pokedex said this in one of the older editions, right?

Yeah I think it was in gen 3 in black markets

 

[Stratothrax]

It tastes like existential horror.

*sips miltank milkshake*

 

[BenJepheneT]

Instead, how about we eat fucking humanoids and legendaries. Like Lucarios, Gardevoirs, Groudons. Hell, Hitmonchan looks like salmon pieces stuck together.

Wonder if they'd taste like human meat.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

I used to tell jokes like this. I was like, what if pokemon was a cooking show? America would be the first to fry a Pikachu.

 

[K5Rakitan]

I'm sure Tangela is just like bean sprouts.

Uh oh!

https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/diet-and-fitness/is-it-safe-to-eat-bean-sprouts-during-pregnancy_10415305#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Food%20and,through%20cracks%20in%20the%20shell

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[BenJepheneT]

Uh oh!

https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/diet-and-fitness/is-it-safe-to-eat-bean-sprouts-during-pregnancy_10415305#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Food%20and,through%20cracks%20in%20the%20shell

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Stick to grass in the backyard I guess