BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    I love younger siblings. They're the only children you could express your desire to use them as a punching sandbag and everyone else understands.
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    tiaf
    tiaf
    my younger siblings are little dumplings you'd use as stress relief cuddle sack or heater...
    Agentt
    Agentt
    As a younger sibling, no.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Your problem, @Agentt. Not mine.

    Thank you and other younger siblings of the world for your involuntary sacrifice.
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    BenJepheneT
    twitter puritans who shit on sexy anime girl designs and calling them harmful to the perception of the female form are absolutely correct because if I find one that looks like Iruru from dragon maid i swear to god I will break my pelvis
    BenJepheneT
    my contribution towards the covid vaccination discourse is that the virus should've been deadlier as to kill much more than it did so that I wouldn't need to stand 6 hours in fucking line just to receive a government-mandated shot in a dilapidated town hall with no working plumbing.
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    yansusustories
    yansusustories
    I'm sorry. That sounds really, really rough :blob_cringe: Make sure you re-hydrate! Losing too much water is dangerous :blob_cringe:
    Generik0
    Generik0
    At least you weren't given with lies.
    Tbf that situation is quite the same here since I live in the Capital.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    R u PrOvAx oR AnTiVax??

    I'm pro Darwin's law of natural selection and that law states that covid's a weak pussy son of a bitch that should've been more than a stronger flu with stronger side effects

    we needed another Black Death not whatever the fuck this was
    BenJepheneT
    So Chris Chan just raped their own fucking mom that's a hell of a thing to note

    I deadass don't know what pronoun to use for Chris despite them being trans because at certain points Chris even deadnames themselves and at this point I'm sticking to the all inclusive they/them to stay out of trouble
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I succinctly remember Chris stating that he transitioned only to recieve pussy
    LoliGent
    LoliGent
    Sounds about right.
    SailusGebel
    SailusGebel
    I've seen and know of things that are worse(arguably). Oh, and the stuff I'm talking about was happening live on a stream. I love my country. :blob_neutral:
    BenJepheneT
    I've recently started playing zoo management games from the late 2000s that usually come free with breakfast cereal boxes and after 10 hours of gameplay I'm starting to realize why they came free with breakfast cereal boxes.
    BenJepheneT
    the reason why most of these GRaPhiX MoDz GTA V ShowCaSe NeXt gEn don't look good is because of one thing: artstyle. doesn't matter how reflective your windows are or how much lens flare you have: a bunch of glitter hapahazardly stapled together is about as good as shit.

    cohesion is the key.
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    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    It is the same with mods of other games, I dont use a decent chunk of race mods for rimworld coz their artstyle clashes so hard with vanilla that it isnt even funny.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    If I ever download tile sets I make sure it's for the whole fucking inventory and from the same creator because otherwise I'm gonna have a stroke
    BenJepheneT
    I don’t think it’s right both men and women get the draft. Only women should be drafted for the next few decades just to make it fair.

    > only draft women
    > strict workout regimen
    > offer benefits for marrying
    > achieve buff Tomboy Utopia

    You will see sense in my words.
    BenJepheneT
    I've posted a chapter 3 days ago. I've been checking the site for notifications. Radio silence. Expecting the same thing for the rest of the week. I've repeated this process for all the 24 chapters I've published.

    At some point, I think I might grow tired of it.
    Mysticant
    Mysticant
    Well, I would say that no expectation is probably the best answer. I mean, I cannot comment since I barely have the time to pick up novels to read on SH. Most of my readers would prefer to be silent as well. The occasional few go "Thanks for the chapter" which is nice but not really constructive either. Unless you are a big shot, this demoralizing underdog treatment is kind of expected.
    BenJepheneT
    Not to be mean but there's time where my mind randomly goes: "man thank god I'm not an orphan" or "thank god I'm not a paraplegic" as if somehow I've been a holocaust victim in my past life and my soul's reflexively being grateful
    BenJepheneT
    we should have a porn genre where we pit two consenting gay tops to wrestle one another to stick up the bum

    this could also work with butch lesbians and strap ons
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Clenching your butthole will be like going super sayian
    BenJepheneT
    ADHD is a serious issue in not just the country, but the world. to fix this unjust treatment for these victims, i've decided to open establishments across the world to help them. they will be dubbed Concentration Camps.
    Mysticant
    Mysticant
    I was actually faintly impressed at the start, now I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
    Generik0
    Generik0
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