1.) Dominos... delivery... extra cheese, I doubt that would make any man unhappy!
2.) Cat memes, lots of them, bury the man in them and let him imagine they are Dogecoins... Why the hell does no one appreciate cats?! I have bet everything by making the mascot of my new series a cat!
3.) I am a guy, my good ideas only seem to come in pairs I am afraid. sorry to disappoint you.