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A girl tells you that the only purpose in your life is to get titty fucked by her. What do you do?
Niw thats i am newly vaccoansted , les plays a game of how badly can i misslpel a workd
The advertisement for cheese in my country is weird. It says,
"Cheese, the swag of new India"
And then shows a bunch of teens doing tricks on their bikes.
Playing Little Alchemy. I somehow made a atomic bomb before discovering metal
Is UGF ultra ground floor? Where is legendary ground floor or epic ground floor?
Why do authors think 12 year olds say "you are weird lol" every 2 seconds?
The existence of ground floor implies existence of fire floor, water floor and wind floor
Just found out that a friend of mine drinks alcohol, and I am beginning to wish there was a block option irl too.
Cute avi
Its weird how people freely give out their Instagram, or facebook ids, but are suspicious when I ask them their email ids
I want to catfish someone right now, I can't be a complete trap without catfishing people
Internet: Don't borrow jokes, not even rephrasing works.
Me: straight up steals @BenJepheneT 's jokes
Sleep
"I am tired, bored and lonely" is basically my catchphrase now
Asking a dwarf to make your armour is like asking a german to gas your friend
Making fun of people for being homosexual is like making fun of sun for rising in east,
I shall do both
After having tried every method of mirroring, I have determined that you are not symmetrical
I noticed that its not like my browser stops ads on sh, its just that my net is so sucky, they don't load
I knew talking to religion fanatics is annoying, but God, exorcists are even more annoying -
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