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  • Let's make SH a family friendly place, according to polyamorous Zoroastrian family model and based on traditional greek mythology values.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    let's make Sh a family friendly place, according to nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit more nerd shit shut the fuck up you just have a badly hidden mommy fetish
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    I'm always into joining cults
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Only if the cult is a cool cult. Tried the whole Seventh-day Adventist and Mormonism thing and neither was cool. The only good thing was that the Mormons had holy silk underwear and Chick-fil-a.
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    *Snifff* god I love the smell of chloroform in the morning
    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    Smells like... You know, this is going to get really dark no matter what I say. GL with that.
    My cat is missing half a whisker. Can I say she's a whisker away?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    you wake up tomorrow with a knife sticking out of your back. it's lodged right between your artery. you take out the knife, you bleed to death. you leave it there, you also bleed to death.

    you check the handle. there are traces of cat fur.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    you glance to the front. there your cat sits, half a whisker away, watching you and your humorous jokes bleed out on the mattress. she smiles in glee, knowing she's done her and the world a favor.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    Seems she knows about my guro fetish.
    I perceive all literate gore as porn
    Zirrboy
    Zirrboy
    but what about illiterate gore?
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    comedy porn is still porn, if 2000's 'adult' flash animations are of any indication
    I'm so depressed I started writing poetry
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    Mysticant
    Mysticant
    I hope you feel better.:blob_teary:

    If it helps, continue to write your novel to alleviate your sadness. I tend to find ways to kill off my characters make my characters express my pain and sorrows. It probably makes them slightly better.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    ooooo that's what I've been thinking about too, but I'm not so nice to just kill people and leave at that
    today I had tofu for the first time in memory, perhaps for the first time in my life

    it's literally tasteless
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    That's why you saute it in something for a long time. My favorite it mapo tofu. Be warned that it has a numbing affect and is somewhat spicy. I eat it every so often though without thinking much of it. Here's the recipe:
    Mapo Tofu
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    dumb shit. just put some soy sauce and fried onions on it. tofu is a catalyst. it's the method of preparation that shines the tofu's spotlight. it's like handing an empty canvas for your art assignment. you NEED to put some shit on the canvas for it to mean something.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Well, I never had tofu, but we have a similar recipe here called paneer, and eating it raw is quite disgusting, but once you soak it in gravy till its soft enough to crumble in your mouth, just, mua. Also, I suggest sugar and cream along with spices
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