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  • Why do authors think 12 year olds say "you are weird lol" every 2 seconds?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    12 year olds will learn the pain of growing up and remembering how they acted when they were 12 and it's one thing that adults just can't teach the children

    run as you may; the cringe arrives nonetheless
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    Generic.Archdemon
    Generic.Archdemon
    I miss the days when "cringing on past actions" was still anywhere on my emotional spectrum. Now the anxiety about tomorrow, is all i am about... Adulthood... Its hard...:blob_no:
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    Olga_Haus
    Olga_Haus
    Authors own interactions with 12 year olds all end that way.
    Just found out that a friend of mine drinks alcohol, and I am beginning to wish there was a block option irl too.
    Generik0
    Generik0
    Yea bro just continue the life of being sober follow my path and many others.
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    Tbh, just drinking is fine. Over drinking, or being an obnoxious drunk though, I'd understand.

    Not me though. I had a sip of beer(like seven-eleven beer or something, don't get defensive) when I was a kid and I was like, "Never again." The flavor is literally the worst.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    :(
    I can understand drinking wine once a while, but this was a drinking party to prepare for the mega drinking party which will happen on Christmas
    Its weird how people freely give out their Instagram, or facebook ids, but are suspicious when I ask them their email ids
    NikkuNii
    NikkuNii
    Email is more... professional, you know?
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    Rather than professional, it's linked to ALL of your accounts. If you hack an email, you basically get everything. Unless you juggle multiple emails like me. 😤
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Well, but Instagram doesn't even need hacking, I can find where you live, your birthday, your cat's birthday etc just by scrolling
    I want to catfish someone right now, I can't be a complete trap without catfishing people
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    I am merely giving you advice as an aged catfish. I have catfished nuffies out of people using my charms, ya know. I bet all you've catfished are slaps to the face. Well, I kind of almost did those a lot as well, but we won't talk about them.
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    I shall start a new era. Besides, people love reverse traps
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    Your era would be sad.
    Asking a dwarf to make your armour is like asking a german to gas your friend
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    hey, if the shoe fits, it fits. it's like asking an STD patient for sex. they definitely have experience.
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    After having tried every method of mirroring, I have determined that you are not symmetrical
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    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    being symmetrical is overrated
    Agentt
    Agentt
    I actually had that status to piss off a friend who had OCD, but now that he is inactive, I am just lazy
    I knew talking to religion fanatics is annoying, but God, exorcists are even more annoying
    greyblob
    greyblob
    yeah 99% of all fanatics are cancer
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    Armored99
    Armored99
    Can you blame them though? They have to interact a lot with people that believed they're possessed by demons, or their house has ghosts in it. When what these people usually need is a good psychiatrist (if those exist anymore) and a general contractor to inspect the house.
    greyblob
    greyblob
    yeah I can. they're usually extremists - you'd get it once you've spoken to one. and they don't exactly do it for free. they get paid a good amount.
    I was combing my hair in mirror, and my younger cousin(13) said,
    "Hurry up, its not like you have to be Mia Khalifa"
    A conversation I had with my father last night
    -What's pussy?
    -Cat.
    -Oh, so, its a word used only for cats?
    -Yeah, its a slang.
    -Why do you think they call cats pussy?
    -That's quite interesting, I don't know.
    -I think its because we pspsps to call them.


    Yeah, so...he found my porn stash apparently
    Its funny that when I ask people,
    What's the word for day after tomorrow?
    They reply,
    I don't know
    But when i say
    Isn't it weird there is no word for day after tomorrow?
    They instantly reply,
    Its overmorrow
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Actually, we do have separate words, there is today, yesterday, and death, but with time, death lost its meaning as tomorrow
    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    Most languages have a word for all these situations, English is just a bit terrible as always.
    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    @Agentt except it is pretty easy to be specific which you mean in Hindi. And there is a proper word for both day before yesterday and day after tomorrow.
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    A person asked some tips on how to write a kiss scene, and someone replied, use personal experience.

    So, here we have a kiss scene written by me based on my personal experience of kissing my hand

    Suck
    Suck suck
    Suck suck suck suck
    Suck suck?
    Suck
    *coughs*
    *wheezes*
    Oh god, its stuck in my throat!
    *coughs×99*
    Suck suck suck suck
    Wow, this tastes bad.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    "he claims that sexiness is but a byproduct of society's conditioning, but all he's really masking is the fact that he's given up on love altogether, and that he will never experience the passion one would share with a significant other. but most importantly, it is only to cope with the fact that he, unfortunately, does not own an air fryer."
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Don't bring the air fryer into this!
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    "the lolicon's ultimate goal and wish was to find love within the world created by the happiness of his air fryer. alas, that happiness was torn to shreds the moment he dared utter the words 'i find the instant pot better'. his entire life's mission was wreaked with misery, end goal disappearing from sight. the olden horizon loomed over him as his love was blown away, life being the measly flame upon the candle."
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