If you're a 12-year-old girl,
And you're high on marijuana,
Don't ride your bike
And you're high on marijuana,
Don't ride your bike
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Just realized I made a character that is way too OP and the only limitation they have is to be kind to everyone and can't use magecraft. He also needs to do whatever the God of the world tells him to do. Basically, he's a prophet with an instant healing factor, is immune to all physical and magical damage, and can use a power that is basically magecraft on steroids as it doesn't need a cost or prep.
It's pretty stupid how TCG's whole point is to defeat your opponent. Yet, it's considered rude or dishonorable to use most counter mechanics or stall mechanics that are placed in the game. Even though such mechanics exist to help people win the game. Like, what do you mean it's bad for me to counter your FTK combo but okay for you to use said combo?
I'm gonna have a good time and no one is gonna stop me!
I have an announcement! After 14 years I have finally completed all of Oblivions sidequest and main quests. I remember the first time I ever played. My stepdad was passed out drunk on the couch while his friend railed a line of coke before introducing me to his bootlegged Oblivion game.
Me: I should write a chapter that focuses on this specific character that I've been neglecting.
Also me: How do I make fantasy border crossings as annoying as possible for this character because they're a little shit.
My child self would be both disappointed and proud of who I've become for various reasons.
Merry Christmas Paul.
If I ever become a villain in real life I probably wouldn't classify as a villain but rather a Robin hood. Not because I help the poor but because my nemesis would consist of the government and rapists.
I may be bad at art but I can cook like a pro.
Thank you so much for following!
I appreciate it a lot
Who is this "her" everyone is talking about? All I see on these shops signs are "get it for her" or "The perfect gift for her". Who is she and why do so many people want to appease her? Is there some cult out there that I don't know of?
I have a new chapter out, I Accidentally summoned the Hero! Now what?
I haven't been able to find a single can opener that will last more than a month before breaking. Thus, I have been using a knife to open all my canned food for the past three months. It's pretty annoying.
What do you think of Mormons Paul?
Are you a priest Paul? I've seen you mention Christianity and some of its sects and was wondering if you were a priest or a missionary.
I bite off the head of my ice cream cone and then use my tongue to scrape what's left out of the cone to establish dominance.
Grammarly keeps trying to change the spelling of several words in my story because I spell with England English and not American English. I get it already! you think that SPECTRE is wrong but SPECTER isn't. I may be American but all the English words I know are spelled in a European style. Don't blame me. Blame my mother who had me read a 1989 Oxford Dictionary in order to better my spelling.
Just shaved for the first time in a few months and now I look like I should either be in a biker gang or selling weed behind a gas station.
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