Agentt

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  Agentt

• May 8, 2022

If the ancestors, the ancients, the masters of the craft of pizza making could look down and see you add pineapple on pizza, they would visit you at night and whisper in your ear,
"I don't give a fuch what you add to your pizza, though 2.08 dollars might be too expensive for that. Also, aren't you sleeping too much? Back in my day we would sleep at 8pm, wake up at 12 am to pray to God and attend our chores.

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  Agentt

• May 6, 2022

I wish I could throw my cycle from my balcony instead of carrying it down again.

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  Agentt

• May 4, 2022

The government released a sample paper for an exam which will happen for the first time in history this year. The sample paper is supposed to be free, but people started downloading it and posting it on ebay so much, if you try to google it, the real government site will be found on second page of google while first page is just people selling a free paper for a few bucks.

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  Agentt

• May 4, 2022

My addiction with commas has reached the point where, I can't breath if there is not a comma.

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  Agentt

• May 3, 2022

Girls in spring clothes is such a refreshing sight

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  Agentt

• May 1, 2022

Boquila trifoliolata blows my mind

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  Agentt

• May 1, 2022

..............i wanted to write a horror.....but it's just an edgy paragraph now...

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  Agentt

• May 1, 2022

If I had a sharper sense of smell, I would immediately lose it because of how much my house would smell of moth semen

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  Agentt

• Apr 29, 2022

Since I haven't drawn in like months, my drawing skills have deteriorated so much I can barely make a face, so I tried doing some exercises today which resulted in entire day spent making Gardevoir

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  Agentt

• Apr 29, 2022

Swordsman: You can't beat me, I am able to cut through a swallow flying in air.

Me who spent the entire afternoon trying to cut a flying mosquito with a knife: Then it will be a fair fight

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  Agentt

• Apr 28, 2022

The more I think, the angrier I get

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  Agentt

• Apr 27, 2022

Never in my life have I felt like saying "go touch grass" more than right now after reading the forum post

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  Agentt

• Apr 25, 2022

DILF lovers when a 40 year old man tells them how depressed he have been ever since his wife and daughter died in an car accident:

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  Agentt

• Apr 24, 2022

How ironic it is that humans eat food, but will duck when you throw a pie at them.

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  Agentt

• Apr 24, 2022

The single outlet paradox. There is only one outlet. You can either insert the mosquito repellent or the TV wire in it. What do you do?

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  Agentt

• Apr 23, 2022

The girl besides me in the avi looks less hot than I expected.

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  Agentt

• Apr 23, 2022

V-tuber fans suddenly went from being simps to being incels, and I don't even know what or why of that.

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  Agentt

• Apr 22, 2022

Hearing nya is always a good news, because that means there is either a cat, a cat lover, or a cat girl nearby, all three are very nice.

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  Agentt

• Apr 22, 2022

Hearing nya is always a good news, because that means there is either a cat, a cat lover, or a cat girl nearby, all three are very nice.

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  Generik0

• Apr 21, 2022

Still Active in SH huh? Good for you.