Just found out that Sweden is getting cancelled for cultural racism and being asocial assholes.
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Elon Musk should collaborate with Lego to make a build your own Lego Tesla car that runs. Yes, I want to drive a lego.byes, it would be a terrible idea. Think of the insurance.
This might be the greatest history video on the internet.
A bird just fell out of a tree and into me. What should I do with it? I kind of put him in my beanie after it slapped into me on impulse.
Grammarly has started seeing how much I use it to the point that they started giving me free premium tips.
Pretty sure that Donald Duck is actually Popeye's secret fursona identity.
Im gonna simultaneously dehydrate for three weeks while edging non stop and the first thing I'm gonna do on the fourth week is find your pet dog and ram his backdoor so hard that by the time I'm done the underside of your dog would resemble that of a ran over tube of steaming toothpaste
You've all heard of the Jack of all trades. Well, I present a new subclass called the Jack-off of all trades. Capable of doing just about any task, these humans tend to spend all of their free time partying with no real long-term motivation. However, if given motivation then they can evolve into a pure Jack of all trades which could make them rich or needed in a community.
Just learned that Brittany Spears is older than ciabatta bread. Weird.
Terrible idea: Cyber punk Viking. Vikings were given advances technology by aliens. Bass boosted dubstep becomes their battle music. They also have RGB beard braids a Lazer axes that come back to them. Lastly, their version of Odin has a robotic eye.
Time to pretend I know what I'm doing while giving a presentation on how to do my job. I am going to mess this up.
Today was a good day.
Happy Birthday to you humanoid creature from an overnight camp also known as power-boner Paul.
Happy birthday, PT!
Hope your day has been full of laughter and joy without any leg cheese grating!
*gives you huggles and cake*
\(^o^)/
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We were both born on the same day, so happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, if today is really your birthday.
If it is early, here is an early birthday greeting.
If it is late, here is a belated birthday greeting.
If you don't have a birthday, have a day.
Cheerio ol’chap Tis’ really the date of your birth?
Happy Paulday Birth!
Happy birthday Paul! I wish you some fresh and delicate juicy milf pussy -
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