@SailusGebel and I have been talking and we think that it would be interesting if you ended all of your statements on the forums with boy or son. For example, "You should read and practice if you want to become a good writer, boy." or "You haven't given me a 1-star rating yet, son."
Motherhood is about eating a cheerio off the back of your toddler's diaper because you already got your tits out to breastfeed him and the trash is too far away and you need your hands free so you can read a book to him.