Husband leaves underwear on the bathroom floor.
I take off mine and tie it to his.
I take off mine and tie it to his.
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*pats*
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Boom gave you a 1 star
Congrats on reaching 5k messages!
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*pats*
The below conversation is so creepy.
So uh, quick question shawrty
Lets get you to the top of Most messages, Highest reaction score, Most points
I need that...that motivation quote image....
@SailusGebel and I have been talking and we think that it would be interesting if you ended all of your statements on the forums with boy or son. For example, "You should read and practice if you want to become a good writer, boy." or "You haven't given me a 1-star rating yet, son."
Motherhood is about eating a cheerio off the back of your toddler's diaper because you already got your tits out to breastfeed him and the trash is too far away and you need your hands free so you can read a book to him.
That banner seems very well done
Don't me asking, but, why are you so hooked on 1 star? -
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