Something I just realized, and I may be dumb for not noticing it sooner but *pats* is the written equal of because it's a blob being pat on the head by another blob.
has anyone ever procrastinated so hard that they accidentally created something else entirely? I just did that and I don't know how because I woke up the next morning and it was 90% complete(guess I procrastinated finishing that too). My own father asked me what kind of drugs I'm taking and if he can have some.
I find it interesting that a good amount of fellow mead makers whom actually farm bees have said that they intend to militarize the bees against government officials. So far, none have been successful.
Sometimes you just have to make your characters suffer but I don't like to always stick with conventional methods of human anatomy, no, every time they get hit their tuberculosis gets worse. Though this is only if I get tired of emotional damage.
I get that people are suddenly flocking here, as they should, but damn, there's way more fanfiction coming in than I cared to see. Thankfully, there are plenty of scribblers who would love to read them.
You would not believe your ass, If ten million Large Mouth Bass, Bit at your toes as you fell asleep, I want to make myself believe, That planet earth is-burning,
So I'm peeling eggs for breakfast this morning and this little round ass of an egg decides to roll back into the shell bowl and attach itself back to it's shell. It's like it wanted it's skin back.
One of the worst things that I find when reading any book, whether it be old or new, is that there is always a character that you can never tell till the end if they're toxic or a realistically annoying teen who will grow. Them just being toxic is way more common nowadays.
If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. Seal it, and it becomes a calzone, which is an oversized tortellini. However, if you stack two lasagna then you still only have one lasagna.
I had this weird dream that J.K. Rowling couldn't decide between wizards, sorcerer's, and witches in her first draft so she just used the word "bitch" as a placeholder. This was accidentally leaked after the third movie came out so all the Harry Potter fans started saying "You're a bitch, Harry." It was great.