Paul_Tromba

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 14, 2022

has anyone ever procrastinated so hard that they accidentally created something else entirely? I just did that and I don't know how because I woke up the next morning and it was 90% complete(guess I procrastinated finishing that too). My own father asked me what kind of drugs I'm taking and if he can have some.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 14, 2022

Found a chipped human molar with a filling in my apartment. It isn't mine and it isn't any of the people who would have gone in my apartment either.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 12, 2022

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1569085525914427392

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 12, 2022

I find it interesting that a good amount of fellow mead makers whom actually farm bees have said that they intend to militarize the bees against government officials. So far, none have been successful.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 11, 2022

Sometimes you just have to make your characters suffer but I don't like to always stick with conventional methods of human anatomy, no, every time they get hit their tuberculosis gets worse. Though this is only if I get tired of emotional damage.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 10, 2022

Listen to these back to back for 24 hours

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 8, 2022

For those new to Scribblehub, I suggest you read some of the old lore. For example, My Friend and My Thigh

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 8, 2022

I get that people are suddenly flocking here, as they should, but damn, there's way more fanfiction coming in than I cared to see. Thankfully, there are plenty of scribblers who would love to read them.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 7, 2022

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 7, 2022

You would not believe your ass,
If ten million Large Mouth Bass,
Bit at your toes as you fell asleep,
I want to make myself believe,
That planet earth is-burning,

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 6, 2022

So I'm peeling eggs for breakfast this morning and this little round ass of an egg decides to roll back into the shell bowl and attach itself back to it's shell. It's like it wanted it's skin back.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 5, 2022

MC: cocks sub-machine gun like a shotgun.

Antagonist: stands there trying to figure out how that is logically possible.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 5, 2022

Sometimes I wonder if I overdo some of my hobbies but when the payoff is 40 gallons of various flavored meads, well, you tend to not care.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Sep 2, 2022

My new roommate is getting annoyed because Alan Chadnips keeps wandering into his room when he isn't looking and tries to eat his toes.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Aug 31, 2022

Are thongs OSHA approved?

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  Paul_Tromba

• Aug 30, 2022

One of the worst things that I find when reading any book, whether it be old or new, is that there is always a character that you can never tell till the end if they're toxic or a realistically annoying teen who will grow. Them just being toxic is way more common nowadays.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Aug 28, 2022

I love being poor. It forces you to learn how to do things so you don't have to pay someone else to do said things. For example, fixing your vehicle.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Aug 26, 2022

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. Seal it, and it becomes a calzone, which is an oversized tortellini. However, if you stack two lasagna then you still only have one lasagna.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Aug 26, 2022

I had this weird dream that J.K. Rowling couldn't decide between wizards, sorcerer's, and witches in her first draft so she just used the word "bitch" as a placeholder. This was accidentally leaked after the third movie came out so all the Harry Potter fans started saying "You're a bitch, Harry." It was great.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Aug 25, 2022

I don't feel like looking it up right now but what did Facebook change their name to? I can't remember.