K5Rakitan

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  K5Rakitan

• Jan 1, 2023

Happy New . . . ?

Town's New Year's Eve fireworks cancelled due to ‘masturbating’ walrus

In what has to be the greatest New Year’s Eve story we’ve ever seen, a town in the UK was forced to cancel its fireworks display because of the presence of a masturbating walrus. Scarborough residents missed out on the chance to see a display after an unexpected guests arrived in the harbour on...

www.indy100.com

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  K5Rakitan

• Dec 29, 2022

I bought 300 blank microscope slides for my son because I like to plan ahead. I had a microscope as a kid, and I was disappointed it came with only 7 blank slides for me to play with. The ones they sell today don't come with any more than that, either.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Dec 19, 2022

I feel like you would enjoy this.

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  Agentt

• Dec 19, 2022

Q.O

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  K5Rakitan

• Dec 12, 2022

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Dec 4, 2022

When i look up k5 Rakitan on duckduckgo.

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  K5Rakitan

• Dec 4, 2022

I got toilet-shaped pencil sharpeners years after graduating from university, so I've never had a chance to enjoy them in a classroom setting, but hopefully my son will fulfill my dreams.

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  Aaqil

• Dec 4, 2022

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  Agentt

• Nov 30, 2022

*nom nom nom nom*

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  K5Rakitan

• Nov 22, 2022

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  K5Rakitan

• Nov 19, 2022

Bathroom cleaning hack:
1) Bathe toddler.
2) Use two or three beach towels to dry bathroom.

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  Agentt

• Nov 6, 2022

granny?

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  Agentt

• Nov 5, 2022

*kidnaps your ovaries*

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  Agentt

• Oct 30, 2022

*Noms*

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  Aaqil

• Oct 23, 2022

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  Agentt

• Oct 20, 2022

howdy?

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  K5Rakitan

• Oct 18, 2022

My son's waifu . . .

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  K5Rakitan

• Oct 18, 2022

I panicked when my son started his period, but it turned out to be this puppy . . . .

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  Agentt

• Oct 15, 2022

._.)

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  Agentt

• Oct 10, 2022

*applies sun cream*
Do you call it sun cream or sun screen?