My family discussed all the crazy shit that has happened to our family in the 57 years my grandparents have been married. We discussed the poop bombs, dear wrangling, and how they unknowingly chased by the law the same day they got married.
Basically, my grandpa would drop flaming bags of cow turds from a crop duster onto bystanders. My uncle got drunk and tried to take home a baby dear he caught in the headlights... It tore him up.
As for the cops. My grandparents got married when they were 16 while each of their parents were gone so the parents called the police. They were already in the mountains on their honeymoon eloping by the time anyone told them that the cops were after them.