The phrase "you can do it" is a lie. You can't do it. You must do it. You have to do it. It's no "can" or "can't". You either do it or you don't. There's no "maybe". So here's the gun and the ski mask-
i once got so mad at a friend that while he was recommending Grand Escape to me i skipped it mid-chorus claiming it was "nothing special" and till today i still can't atone my war crime
I fucking hate boys wearing dresses. Like what the fuck could they be hiding under them. If you're truly brave then wear a fucking skirt, don't hide your knees. I boast my thigh high frills like the tutu motherfucker I'm born to be. Don't fucking hide your weapons. Show yourselves you coward.
I find people who masturbate without any stimuli (e.g. just lying on bed closed eyes grabbing their whateves) to be the scariest people of them all. They could just go erect by simply imagining an ethereal entity and elevate their body to pleasure just like that.
Next thing you know they can levitate furniture with their magnum dong idk scares me man
not to brag but i got commissioned actual cash b4 to write some gayfic i declined at first like the professional i am but then he offered me a subway gift card and suffice to say it was a good sandwich. not worth it but a good sandwich nonetheless