My kid's teachers and principals are going to LOVE me. I'm mentally rehearsing how I'm going to tell them how to do their jobs.
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Happy New . . . ?
Town's New Year's Eve fireworks cancelled due to ‘masturbating’ walrus
In what has to be the greatest New Year’s Eve story we’ve ever seen, a town in the UK was forced to cancel its fireworks display because of the presence of a masturbating walrus. Scarborough residents missed out on the chance to see a display after an unexpected guests arrived in the harbour on...
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I bought 300 blank microscope slides for my son because I like to plan ahead. I had a microscope as a kid, and I was disappointed it came with only 7 blank slides for me to play with. The ones they sell today don't come with any more than that, either.
I feel like you would enjoy this.
Q.O
When i look up k5 Rakitan on duckduckgo.
I got toilet-shaped pencil sharpeners years after graduating from university, so I've never had a chance to enjoy them in a classroom setting, but hopefully my son will fulfill my dreams.
*nom nom nom nom*
Bathroom cleaning hack:
1) Bathe toddler.
2) Use two or three beach towels to dry bathroom.
granny?
*kidnaps your ovaries*
*Noms*
howdy?
My son's waifu . . .
I panicked when my son started his period, but it turned out to be this puppy . . . .
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