Paul_Tromba

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 8, 2023

Me: when describing a situation, you can use whatever words you want so long as it gets the point across.

Also me: *meticulously replaces every use of the words "walk" and "move" with more descriptive words because they're too basic and boring*

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 8, 2023

Why is it that I can get up at 5 in the morning feeling like I slept on the most comfortable flower bed ever and yet, if I sleep past sunrise even once my body starts aching and I feel like shit?

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  EldritchCoomer

• Feb 7, 2023

How do you put words in the spoiler box that I saw you did in the comments of my last post

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 6, 2023

Books are like onions in at least two separate planes of existence.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 5, 2023

To think that there are a lot of people who don't date simply because of their crippling nun fetishes.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 5, 2023

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 3, 2023

The opposite of Microsoft office is Macrohard onfire.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 3, 2023

There are no similarities between French Toast and Egg Salad Sandwiches but they both have pretty much the same ingredients. Why are the culinary arts so strange and disturbing?

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 3, 2023

For those that don't know, the singer of Peanut Butter Jelly Time was killed after an 11 hour stand-off with the police, during which his brother in-law, Snoop Dogg tried to talk him into a surrender.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 2, 2023

I like to think that I have good self control but in reality, I've just made enough mistakes to know what limitations are needed to prevent a hellscape from occuring. I'm still really bad at it.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Feb 1, 2023

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 31, 2023

At least once before I die, I want to attempt to bring a live Cod fish on a plane so that I can be blacklisted for illegal cod-traband. I would most likely do this after I have a foot in the grave.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 31, 2023

I can't believe that no one remembers the Folgers incest commercials because of James Cameron's Avatar. That was such good meme material but everyone was too busy watching the Blue Man Group perform Pocahontas with aliens.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 31, 2023

Pop-tarts are a form of ravioli.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 30, 2023

I have made a vow that has yet to be fulfilled. However, I will deliver on my word sometime between tonight and Sunday.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 29, 2023

Mime's are to clowns as dogs are to wolves.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 29, 2023

Leave it to the French to make a weapon that fires a three round burst but give it a magazine capacity that isn't divisible by three.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 27, 2023

If you have a son who becomes a priest, are you supposed to call him son or father?

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 27, 2023

No one ever really stops clapping. The time between claps just gets longer.

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  Paul_Tromba

• Jan 27, 2023

My family's honeybees died due to the cold winter a few years back. This year, we're cutting down dead trees for firewood and so that we can plant more, only to find that one of the dead-standing trees was completely hollowed out and full of thousands of honeybees. They survived and now we have some honey and lots of wild honeybees. I wonder how many other dead hollow trees are filled with these bees now?