My throat is so fucked up, I wish to inject water into my veins than drink it.
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God took away my wings to make me a less efficient sexual predator
Here, have some bbq sauce. I haven't met an indian that liked it.
This is the end of the forums.
I spent a non negligible time of my day talking to myself audibly loud about how to make a good furry drawing.
Me deleting all of my cringe online personas after getting a gf:
Papi how do I change "Active Member" to smth else?
Americans: *learn languages like Spanish or Latin in school* "Ah, I am just a monolingual. Sometimes I think I don't even know English lol"
Europeans: *know how to pronounce croissant* "French. Dutch. German. English. I knew more languages by the time I stopped swallowing legos than what you could possibly learn in your whole life."
Guess you're alive.
Haluuu?
I'm right behind you!
Before civil marriages were mandatory, a guy in some rural parts of India discovered a loophole that he could just put a wedding necklace (our version of wedding rings) on any random women and technically they are now married.
I have a superpower to give myself a headache just by self loathing
PAPI. I DID IT. I WATCHED THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE.
HU TAO
Shall we do battle once more? For old times sake?
Nightowls....hate them
I...lost my wallet...
hey! i summon you, the cheese grator! -
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