Gardening and ethnic cleansing are fairly similar. Only you realize that gardening is worse because it also has forced selective breeding. Gardeners are like the Mao Zedong of weed.
speaking French as a second language is like skating on thin ice. you need to know the difference between coup de feu and coup de fou. the difference between baiser and un baiser. the difference between coup de foudre and coup de foutre. It's a hellish experience trying to speak with an unforgiving native speaker.
Because I refer to the SH forums so much around some of my coworkers, they have dubbed the forums as "the harem of scribes." Can I call you guys the harem of scribes?
Next presidential debate, someone should be at each side of the stage with those long hook canes for removing people from the stage to forcefully remove politicians that won't allow the others to speak or interrupt the others repeatedly. It would be so beneficial.
An egg appeared on the floor of my apartment. I don't know where it came from but it wasn't there last night and it appeared this morning. I found it by stepping on it accidentally.
To let you guys know, the first King of Hawaii was named Tamehameha but the Hawaiian natives didn't like having a T in their written alphabet so his name became Kamehameha. Just figured I would let you know.
"This is fine," is the perfect response to anything that is mildly not fine. However, "This is fine" is not a good response to anything that is definitely not fine.