The date went really well for anyone who wanted to know. We got lost, missed the bus, found another bus, it was the wrong bus, ran halfway across Chicago, and enjoyed the aquarium. We have another date on Thursday.
Gardening and ethnic cleansing are fairly similar. Only you realize that gardening is worse because it also has forced selective breeding. Gardeners are like the Mao Zedong of weed.
speaking French as a second language is like skating on thin ice. you need to know the difference between coup de feu and coup de fou. the difference between baiser and un baiser. the difference between coup de foudre and coup de foutre. It's a hellish experience trying to speak with an unforgiving native speaker.
Because I refer to the SH forums so much around some of my coworkers, they have dubbed the forums as "the harem of scribes." Can I call you guys the harem of scribes?