this honkin chonk asks for your toes
wyd
wyd
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Earth is scary. I watched a video about bizarre creatures for story ideas and half out of curiosity. The conclusion that I came to is that Earth is scary.
Your post in Daily Laughs is like a tongue-in-cheek FML. (No, not furry male lead.) You should be worried if an ad targeting you shows I Know What You Did Last Summer (when it was winter when you buried your deepest darkest secrets inside a time capsule).
V1, V2, V3, V4, V5: "Fusion!"
With your evilz combined, I am Capitana Villaineza!
|.o)
How's the goldsmithing going?
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I am in awe. An author was able to use bread as an ultimate skill at a critical moment in a fight in a way that made sense and was awesome.
I feel like ... I lost to bread. To be able to trounce me with bread. I can't even win against bread.
A boy eating bread. I never saw it coming. How could anyone predict that?!
I was introduced to Pikotaro against my will. I have only 1 thing to say.
We will win! ... and/or cringe.
*brushes your luscious locks and strokes the little ones' heads*
(^-^)
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j-jesus, i-is that fungus?
by god almighty i ain't touching that shit until you scrub em clean oh god what the fuck-
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*wonders if Nutia will grow a flower*
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I'm just a little scared whenever I see spoiler tags and warnings in a review, scared that I might be tempted to read them. Curiosity is terrifying.
I could have been sampling other stories, but here I was perusing Yorda's profile posts. Good thing I sobered after finishing the first page or I would have remained charmed so much longer.
"Are you not entertained?" (Gladiator)
Imagine Yorda as a darkwaver like ALI PROJECT.
Somehow I have to think about you when I listen to this.
oh hey there Yorda how's it like in chilly Canada our distance may cause some woes but girl can you send some filthy pictures of your toes-
no one can lick it like I do
fuck yeah that's true
*gently strokes the head of all of the little ones*
(^-^)
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Oh. I understand now. I have good taste ...
... no wonder I feel my writing is shit.
oh FUCK i;m always late for this oh shit oh fuck hopefully im not too late-
Hello, Yorda ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ/
You are officially nuts now.
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*gives you some water to help nourish the little ones*
(^-^)
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OH FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT
your toes, ma'am -
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