I've tried to think up something clever and failed. It's a riddle. What is the closest thing a lawyer has to a soul? I don't know. Therefore I cannot claim the next most valuable thing you own because I don't know what it would be.
Btw, did I already tell you that I won the last Kingdom Royal community game. I was the king and killed all of my competing kings and the assassins through scheming and luck. I even made an assassin believe I was an assassin until the very end.