Agentt

Agentt

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  • Zirrboy
    After having tried every method of mirroring, I have determined that you are not symmetrical
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    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    being symmetrical is overrated
    Agentt
    Agentt
    I actually had that status to piss off a friend who had OCD, but now that he is inactive, I am just lazy
    Agentt
    I knew talking to religion fanatics is annoying, but God, exorcists are even more annoying
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    greyblob
    greyblob
    yeah 99% of all fanatics are cancer
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    Armored99
    Armored99
    Can you blame them though? They have to interact a lot with people that believed they're possessed by demons, or their house has ghosts in it. When what these people usually need is a good psychiatrist (if those exist anymore) and a general contractor to inspect the house.
    greyblob
    greyblob
    yeah I can. they're usually extremists - you'd get it once you've spoken to one. and they don't exactly do it for free. they get paid a good amount.
    Agentt
    I was combing my hair in mirror, and my younger cousin(13) said,
    "Hurry up, its not like you have to be Mia Khalifa"
    Agentt
    A conversation I had with my father last night
    -What's pussy?
    -Cat.
    -Oh, so, its a word used only for cats?
    -Yeah, its a slang.
    -Why do you think they call cats pussy?
    -That's quite interesting, I don't know.
    -I think its because we pspsps to call them.


    Yeah, so...he found my porn stash apparently
    Agentt
    Its funny that when I ask people,
    What's the word for day after tomorrow?
    They reply,
    I don't know
    But when i say
    Isn't it weird there is no word for day after tomorrow?
    They instantly reply,
    Its overmorrow
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Actually, we do have separate words, there is today, yesterday, and death, but with time, death lost its meaning as tomorrow
    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    Most languages have a word for all these situations, English is just a bit terrible as always.
    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    @Agentt except it is pretty easy to be specific which you mean in Hindi. And there is a proper word for both day before yesterday and day after tomorrow.
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    Agentt
    A person asked some tips on how to write a kiss scene, and someone replied, use personal experience.

    So, here we have a kiss scene written by me based on my personal experience of kissing my hand

    Suck
    Suck suck
    Suck suck suck suck
    Suck suck?
    Suck
    *coughs*
    *wheezes*
    Oh god, its stuck in my throat!
    *coughsĂ—99*
    Suck suck suck suck
    Wow, this tastes bad.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    "he claims that sexiness is but a byproduct of society's conditioning, but all he's really masking is the fact that he's given up on love altogether, and that he will never experience the passion one would share with a significant other. but most importantly, it is only to cope with the fact that he, unfortunately, does not own an air fryer."
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Don't bring the air fryer into this!
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    "the lolicon's ultimate goal and wish was to find love within the world created by the happiness of his air fryer. alas, that happiness was torn to shreds the moment he dared utter the words 'i find the instant pot better'. his entire life's mission was wreaked with misery, end goal disappearing from sight. the olden horizon loomed over him as his love was blown away, life being the measly flame upon the candle."
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    Agentt
    @CadmarLegend has a discord bot to announce new chapter uploads named Agentt is a pervert and my father, who knows my username often asks me who this person is and why does he call me a pervert every few minutes
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    Tell him it's the loli from the r18 server you joined
    Agentt
    Are there any microscopic pokemons?
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Hmm...I mean, there are some tiny ones but I don't really think there'd be a point to microscopic ones since how would you know they were there?
    *tilts head*

    X
    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    the title for smallest pokemon is a tie at 10cm/4"
    CadmarLegend
    Ntr-d lolicon, how are you feeling today?
    Agentt
    Agentt
    I am not ntr-d. And i am feeling hungry right now. Also, suffering from a writer's block.
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