So it's currently -10 degrees Fahrenheit or -23 Celcius outside. Because of this, I have a desire to go outside and dip my beard in water repeatedly till I get an epic ice beard. What do you'll think?
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Just had the worst dream. I was taken in by these cannibal children who were using the bones of their victims to seal away a great evil that lurked in the tunnels under the town.
Bad Idea #871: The spiciest legal to sell meal ever! (or at least I can think of)
I love my hometown but I can't stay there for too long or else my southern accent comes back and it takes a few weeks for me to revert to the midwestern accent that I picked up due to me being made fun of for my southern accent. Sometimes I can hide it till it goes away with a British or Irish accent but now I can't do that anymore because now the neighbors think I'm on the spectrum.
Me, jumping from a scene where the MCs get high with ancient Greek gods in the lower intestines of the universe to a beach episode. Then jumping into more time travel shenanigans before making my MC suffer after giving his best friend's dead wife knowledge about milfs and vines: Parkour!
This is how I live. Everything turns out fine but I have no clue how I did it.
I've been saving my money so that when America is finally on its last leg I can move the Alaskan wilderness and live off the land while also training my body to become a Monk.
I, am, CRINGE, but I am, FREE!
So my eyes are weird. Not because of any natural-born deformity but because of a gas explosion. During which, my retinas were burned. Now my eyes are hella sensitive to light and are now a vivid gray color. There is also a yellow ring around my pupil. Due to the whole light sensitivity thing, I have excellent night vision but I go practically blind anyone turns on an LED light in my general vicinity.
It's not delivery, It's depression!
I think I just had an aneurysm trying to write a scene involving a priest and a harem.
Just had the worst weed. There are all these bats. Everywhere! And these nudist midgets won't stop dancing in a fucking circle. I don't know what I ate. I just saw this weird-ass winter flower and ate it. Don't ever just eat random shit you find in the woods.
If you're a 12-year-old girl,
And you're high on marijuana,
Don't ride your bike
Just realized I made a character that is way too OP and the only limitation they have is to be kind to everyone and can't use magecraft. He also needs to do whatever the God of the world tells him to do. Basically, he's a prophet with an instant healing factor, is immune to all physical and magical damage, and can use a power that is basically magecraft on steroids as it doesn't need a cost or prep.
It's pretty stupid how TCG's whole point is to defeat your opponent. Yet, it's considered rude or dishonorable to use most counter mechanics or stall mechanics that are placed in the game. Even though such mechanics exist to help people win the game. Like, what do you mean it's bad for me to counter your FTK combo but okay for you to use said combo?
I'm gonna have a good time and no one is gonna stop me!
I have an announcement! After 14 years I have finally completed all of Oblivions sidequest and main quests. I remember the first time I ever played. My stepdad was passed out drunk on the couch while his friend railed a line of coke before introducing me to his bootlegged Oblivion game.
Me: I should write a chapter that focuses on this specific character that I've been neglecting.
Also me: How do I make fantasy border crossings as annoying as possible for this character because they're a little shit. -
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