@SailusGebel and I have been talking and we think that it would be interesting if you ended all of your statements on the forums with boy or son. For example, "You should read and practice if you want to become a good writer, boy." or "You haven't given me a 1-star rating yet, son."
Motherhood is about eating a cheerio off the back of your toddler's diaper because you already got your tits out to breastfeed him and the trash is too far away and you need your hands free so you can read a book to him.
I am not a massive fan of Robert A. Heinlein, i have read a few some i liked, some were a bit too wild for me. But of the fans of him that i met(3) they have all be quite nice. Their philosophy a positive thing.
I wanna put a stick of butter and a big scoop of jelly up inside that booty and let it melt so I can have it on my toast for breakfast and drink the rest with a straw out your buttermilk butthole