Hey you. We are friends but also enemies! Ohohohoho
I declare a friendly war! The war shall start 2 months ago on the day I was banned from scribblehub.
I went into hiding to scheme.
The plot has only just begun to unfold!
Though you said you would take the role of a mob villain, what you really meant is that you will disguise yourself for the time being until you hatch your truly evil plan that none expected! Ohohohoho
Good job playing down your villainy to catch the masses unawares!