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  1. TheMonotonePuppet

    I am so confused I’ve just been perplexed out of my suicidality. I’m impressed.

    I am so confused I’ve just been perplexed out of my suicidality. I’m impressed.
  2. TheMonotonePuppet

    Sick and tired of shadowy organizations

    It just dominates the trashy lower shelves of online. Look in a library.
  3. TheMonotonePuppet

    You ever get the feeling where you disappoint someone for the millionth time and are like “I’m...

    You ever get the feeling where you disappoint someone for the millionth time and are like “I’m out! I’m done! I am done with this stupid game. I’m so done with this game! I quit! There’s just no fucking winning this, is there? This is so DUMB!” and the game you’re quitting is life?
  4. TheMonotonePuppet

    Worst response your books have ever gotten?

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
  5. TheMonotonePuppet

    Worst response your books have ever gotten?

    … I can’t resist… Hans.Trondheim uses Psychic! It’s ineffective! TheMonotonePuppet uses Dark Pulse. It is super effective! Critical hit!
  6. TheMonotonePuppet

    Worst response your books have ever gotten?

    Thaaat explains it. You should have done what I do: write an unholy amalgamation of eldritch horror drizzled in psychological musings, iced with madness frosting, filled with LSD, then grimderp it. Whatever tags you add after that, be isekai or harem, they wouldn’t dare look at it. Who wants...
  7. TheMonotonePuppet

    Worst response your books have ever gotten?

    Wow. I have no words. My Royal Road readers have always been angels. Granted, I never got big enough to be bitten for it.
  8. TheMonotonePuppet

    Worst response your books have ever gotten?

    LOL! I can sympathize with writing oneself into a hole. I wrote too powerful of a secondary antagonist in my fic “Charisma” and killed the pet, which is true evil after making the MC go through the hell that they have gone through. It’s been on hiatus for 11 months. I’m actually resurrecting the...
  9. TheMonotonePuppet

    Worst response your books have ever gotten?

    That sounds like a cool fic. Also, lol. That’s hella ironic. I just love the idea of skinwalkers. They catch the inspiration with the best of monsters, like oni, the hags and crones of faerie stories, and the many variations of ways in which cannibals become inhuman in mythology. The best way...
  10. TheMonotonePuppet

    LMAO!

    LMAO!
  11. TheMonotonePuppet

    Chomping down on some delicious pheasant, my teeth stopped on some hard, metal balls. Thusly, I...

    Chomping down on some delicious pheasant, my teeth stopped on some hard, metal balls. Thusly, I learned that when you eat a pheasant someone hunted, be careful, because sometimes they don't get all of the bullets out. Bleck!
  12. TheMonotonePuppet

    Spacebattles is harsh...

    LMFAO! I can't... HAH! Not only that, but in addition to human frailties and workings, being human and fallible surrounded by those who are human and fallible? Not allowed!
  13. TheMonotonePuppet

    Spacebattles is harsh...

    Y'all... my fanfic has been falsely accused again! https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/freak-out-worm-au-alt-power.1200182/post-107525966 I swear... I swear it's not that bad. :sweating_profusely: :blob_shock:
  14. TheMonotonePuppet

    Worst antagonist archetypes?

    I agree with you on that, LilRora. When old, powerful characters are not taken seriously, it can make the entire story lose credibility. It can feel like the experienced beings' personalities were replaced by young, brash Yakuza drop-outs, so great is their stupidity and arrogance. To...
  15. TheMonotonePuppet

    Synopsis Don'ts

    Uhhh... not really. It is a modicum better, because it is simplistic enough to hint that not is all as it seems, but not by much. And it has grammar mistakes. And makes it ruins any tension, because the true bulk of the story is done and dusted. I don't know... maybe something like this? Wow...
  16. TheMonotonePuppet

    Synopsis Don'ts

    What are some things you would strongly recommend never doing in a synopsis? For me, it's starting with "A [Insert "man", "woman", "enby", whatever] with the power to...". Don't do it. It's how I know the story is trash. Not even redeemable trash or trash for trash's sake. It's just bad...
  17. TheMonotonePuppet

    Spacebattles is harsh...

    LMFAO! That's amazing! I can't! HAHA! It's funny when they criticize the fic that you've specifically said is low-effort, right? Like, I said I wrote the "Villainous Taylor For the Win" fic while I had a cold, and that I was not putting much effort into it. It was just something to do while I...
  18. TheMonotonePuppet

    Spacebattles is harsh...

    @PancakesWitch ... They really aren't that bad. I do know that. Sometimes though, I want to complain dramatically about the blunt honesty that "carved out my heart" *faints with hand to forehead*. It's so I can work through the stress, change my perspective, and value the criticism/opinions for...
  19. TheMonotonePuppet

    Spacebattles is harsh...

    I know... still more painful than I'm used to.
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