i might die, but that tiger's on fucking fire for the rest of its days. Then the next one... then the next one...
Tigers will be renamed fire clown cats because of their tendency to combust whenever perceived by a humanoid.
So there's this Lady. Her whole schtick is she handles things like Death and Taxes.
She would probably want a considerably long word with you :)
But alas, as Prince, you nust be rather Charismatically Charming, so who knows
My hand is unbreakable, you say?
Very well. I block the Sword. with my Hand.
... Why do I get the feeling there's a killscreen on the other end of this gambit?
Um... By "Roven Ravnaklo" do you mean Rowena Ravenclaw?
If so, I would expect her looking at a Rubik's Cube to go something like this:
"Hm.. So you can twist it, and you need to unscramble it by twisting... Very well. Transforma Reverto Omnis." Upon which the Rubik's cube reverses every...