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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Harmless/Beneficial Curses

    I need harmless/beneficial curses. Imagine you had the ability to make cursed rings. When you put on the ring, the curse takes effect, but the "curse" doesn't do... much. Examples: Can't take it off (Since it is beneficial, not being able to take it off isn't exactly a curse.) Causes a 1...
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    Looking for a hand

    TL/DR: I need help with a story. is a fellow author out there willing to work with me to co-write about 6k words so I can finish a book? I've got the story all planned out, all 21 to 27 books. I got it all set up. Most of the key points are worked out, the plot arcs that have to happen, the...
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    Helldivers 2: Question

    Someone asked me, why does Super earth only send 4 men on a mission at time? Why not send all the helldivers on the ship at once. Why wait for someone to call for reinforcements? Then he asked, what if each drop ship was cloning volenteers? The ship was dropping only one version of a Helldiver...
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    What is the temperature of thought?

    Help me out here. I need a way to describe the temperature of thought itself. Assuming that thought is something that just sort of drifts around. But it is not matter nor energy. It is just THOUGHT. Like a platonic ideal in a metaphysical plane. So, given a blob of thought, how would you...
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    Compiling My Thoughts On My Magic System

    So, I've been trying to get this worked out in more detail, get down to the nitty-gritty, and I want to put it all in one spot. You can most likely skip over this part. Now that the basics are out of the way. Okay. The important part Types of Mana One of the problems I was...
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    I HAVE NO TRASHCAN, BUT I MUST SCREAM

    I work for NYS in a many letter agency. It runs group homes. I work Upstate. About 5 years ago, some moron working in a different division at a group home found one of the industrial trashcans was broken, so he called the trash company and requested a replacement. They asked: "How many you...
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    SEX APPEAL

    I wanted to discuss sex appeal and why it matters. First, what is sex appeal? Sex appeal is what attracts character X to the opposite gender. I know you're going scream, "whut about" and fill in some niche sexual dynamic. You do you, my friend. I'm talking about the generalities here. Why...
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    Sleds doesnt have any lore yet.

    @Sleds Apparently doesn't have any lore assigned to him yet. I want to know who's been slacking! Clearly we need to correct this egregious oversight. So everyone, put on your thinking caps and let us lore this fellow up. I think as part of his backstop, he should be a sled that was created by...
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    This Thing

    Okay. This monster ACTUALLY GETS BUILT. Then the world ends via BS of your choice. This thing becomes a Pirate ship that prowls the high seas looking for communities to pillage and people to capture and enslave. Because it was owned by rich people, it was full of very beautiful women the rich...
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    Book Review: HomosJarra

    @Notadate - Here ya go. Your Review: Having glanced at the cover, I have reviewed this book and wish to give my review I was not expecting it to be about a terrarium in a land-locked Lighthouse, but the symbolism strikes home. It is a very interesting character study into the nature of a man...
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    Demon X Angel, Can't Make Sense

    So I want to have a bit of a rant. I read this manga a while ago. Stopped because it was pissing me off. It showed up at random in my feed and I said, "Huh. I wonder how bad could it have gotten?" Well. That taught me a lesson. And I greatly enjoy reading Bad stories, because when it gets...
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    If you were able to boggle elves with a 150' tall video on the inside of their city walls, What video would you use?

    So the MC is fleeing a City Of Elves and on the way out, decides to leave them a little gift. He can cast illusions 150 feet high in a giant square that lasts for 15 minutes. He plans on leaving behind a video on the city walls to show what a great time he had being captured and nearly executed...
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    I have written myself into a corner

    So, I'm at the final act. I know what I want to do. I have the final scene ready. I just need to get the final few chapters. Just one problem, I need to have a bunch of teen agers hang out at a mixed gender meet up where they sing Karaoke. I have no idea how people socialize. No. I'm serious...
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    Looking for internal slang suggestions for fictional organization

    Okay, Assume you are working for a secret organization where you have to deal with Returning Isekai victims. Now, when they return, they are no where nearly as strong as where they went to another universe, because Earth is much weker, magic wise, but they still have SOME level of power. They...
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    Share your cat pictures!

    This is Feetz. Feetz is much older than in this picture. Feetz has a cold that never goes away now. Feetz likes to sleep on my head at night and I've grown quite fond of his constant snoring, although he does have runny eyes, so when he sneezes he sends black eye crud everywhere. But constantly...
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    So I took a mock "Are you a human test"

    So I asked an AI to do a "Are you human" like test from Bladerunner. Here's some of my answers: Why Yes, I am quite the Human. I involuntarily moisten my corneas and everything! By the by... out of everyone who works here, who would you say is the juiciest? **Can you follow this light with...
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    How Bad Is This Idea?

    So I was thinking of maybe making a new "book" called "Scratch Pad" Scratch Pad is where I just post random stuff I may or may not make official in my actual stories. I've got a bunch of material I think about using, but don't. Side ideas, characters that didn't work, stuff I want to do in the...
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    Sometimes My Youtube Recommendations Get Weird

    I have no idea what these two videos are about. I saw one once, but I have no memory of it.
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    Word Counts

    I have been exploring the use of AI and I loath the concept of it writing the story for me. However, I have found other uses that have made me much more productive. I have discussed how Claude.AI can read an entire file and spit out all the named characters and then help you write glossary...
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    Happy Turkey Day!

    Hello fellow humans! I hope everyone is enjoying the ritualistic slaughter and consumption of that most foul of monsters, the Turkey. Let us all remember those who have fallen in battle with these monstrous creatures and ever stay vigilant for the prophecized return of their creator and ruler...
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