Maniacal laughter turns to coughing and wheezing.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" *cough* "YES! I HAVE DONE IT!"
James rolled his eyes at his crazy roommate at a college in San Francisco. A relationship which just happened to be a bit more than he expected.
"James, what in god's holy name have you done now?"
"I HAVE DIVIDED BY ZERO!"
...
Silence filled the room.
The abyss has absorbed all noise, everything chillier than whatever might be below absolute zero.
"You. What?"
"I have divided by zero, Kevin."
"No. No! You monster! You couldn't have!"
"You are but an ant compared to me! I AM GOD!"
"IMPOSSIBLE! THIS CANNOT BE!"
"REALITY IS MINE TO COMMAND!"
"BY THE OLD GODS OF THE SOLEMN PLEDGE, THIS DEED MUST BE REBUKED!"
"NO OATH CAN WITHHOLD ME, FOOL!"
"BY MY WORDS SHALL THE ARCANA OF TIMES PAST HEED ME, FOR IT WILL BEND TO MY WILL! HANDS, NOW SHEATHED IN FROZEN PLAZMA, SHALL PUT YOUR TRAITOROUS HEART TO ETERNAL REST!"
"YOU CAN TRY, Kevin, BUT YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED."
An explosion of infinite mass and true cold washed over the entirety of the city. Thousands died, bodies in an eternal state of both within and without time. Nature had no hold, for even Nature bends knee to those above it.
"I NOW HAVE NO MORTAL COIL Kevin! MY BOUNDS ARE LIMITLESS!"
"I SHALL SHOW YOU, James, THAT EVEN BEING LIMITLESS HAS ITS LIMITS!"
"AS THE BIBLE DID SAY, FOR DUST THOU ART, AND UNTO DUST SHALT THOU RETURN!"
"FUUME-SHALLASTA-BIOGMANFIORGAGHAGHMANATOG, I INVOKE YOUR OLD RITES UPON THIS BEING!"
"DO AS YOU WISH, FOR I SHALL DRAIN ENERGY FROM THE VERY EARTH!"
With a single movement, everything once alive within the country was reduced to nothingness, not even the motions of electrons to churning as any life or movement showed collapse.
The entire continent trembled as a being older than time itself set its glare upon the lands of new, the burden of such an action sending it back within the briny depths. Words of incoherent truths of the universe mumbled into both of their ears, that the deaf may hear and the blind may see, but cause no more innocent than this: The end is nearing.
"CHILD'S PLAY!"
"THE ALL-EXPANSE OF THESE CREATURES CAN COUNT HOWEVER MANY INFINITIES YOU HAVE! TO RESIST THE WEIGHT OF ITS EYES DOES NOT AN IMPRESSION MAKE!"
The world could not make a defense as James drew on things that both existed and never have, and Kevin wrought upon him the primordial energies of soils far beyond the reach of unreachability. Sions of proportions beyond fragile imaginations came from grave yet undisturbed.
"LAST CHANCE Kevin."
"WOULD I NOT SAY THE SAME FOR YOU, James?"
The powers of true source coalesced into the imbeuer's fist, while made darkness beyond dark went into the foe's.
""YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!""
...
James and Kevin sat on a sofa, playing video games.
"Gah, fuck."
"Heh, got ya again."
They shared a good laugh.
"Though seriously, who's going to pay for the repairs?"
Thanks.