A part of you you want to CHANGE?

[Motsu]

My dick size... I mean, it's too long that I was fired from my last job because it was sticking out! God, I hate it when I get penus wenus erection dysfunction.

 

[K5Rakitan]

I want to make more milk so my baby doesn't have to eat so frequently.

 

[Motsu]

I want to make more milk so my baby doesn't have to eat so frequently.

But what if your baby is allergic to milk?

 

[K5Rakitan]

But what if your baby is allergic to milk?

Lactose intolerance: MedlinePlus Genetics

Lactose intolerance is an impaired ability to digest lactose, a sugar found in milk and other dairy products. Explore symptoms, inheritance, genetics of this condition.

medlineplus.gov

 

[Motsu]

Lactose intolerance: MedlinePlus Genetics

Lactose intolerance is an impaired ability to digest lactose, a sugar found in milk and other dairy products. Explore symptoms, inheritance, genetics of this condition.

medlineplus.gov

Milk Allergy in Infants (for Parents)

Almost all infants are fussy at times. But some are very fussy because they have an allergy to the protein in cow's milk, which is the basis for most commercial baby formulas.

kidshealth.org

 

[K5Rakitan]

Milk Allergy in Infants (for Parents)

Almost all infants are fussy at times. But some are very fussy because they have an allergy to the protein in cow's milk, which is the basis for most commercial baby formulas.

kidshealth.org

I'll just have to make sure I'm not a cow.

 

[Motsu]

I'll just have to make sure I'm not a cow.

So you're admitting you are a cow, and you're making sure not to be?

 

[K5Rakitan]

So you're admitting you are a cow, and you're making sure not to be?

I was a Homo last time I checked . . . Homo sapien!

 

[Motsu]

I was a Homo last time I checked . . . Homo sapien!

Well, are you 100% homo sapien? Maybe there's a cow blood in your veins.

 

[Alkareel]

Came here with the mindset, "Oh it's another clickbait,"
Oops, nah, it's exactly what I thought. lmao.

 

[Motsu]

Came here with the mindset, "Oh it's another clickbait,"
Oops, nah, it's exactly what I thought. lmao.

Now then, what is the part of you you want to change?

 

[Alkareel]

Ofc my asian weewee is always an option, but if I had to pick for convenience, I wish I had better immunity. I get sick so often.

 

[Motsu]

Ofc my asian weewee is always an option, but if I had to pick for convenience, I wish I had better immunity. I get sick so often.

9 Tips to Strengthen Your Immunity Naturally

A few simple changes to your habits can go a long way in boosting your immune health. Here are 9 tips to boost your body's natural defenses.

www.healthline.com

EDIT: Actually, scratch that, the internet may be useful and all, but sometimes they aren't accurate than a professional doctor.

 

[Alkareel]

9 Tips to Strengthen Your Immunity Naturally

A few simple changes to your habits can go a long way in boosting your immune health. Here are 9 tips to boost your body's natural defenses.

www.healthline.com

EDIT: Actually, scratch that, the internet may be useful and all, but sometimes they aren't accurate than a professional doctor.

Yeah, exercise and vitamins help but my immunity's a bit weaker than most people. It's not severe(most of the time), but it's hella annoying.
Oh, but I do enjoy checking in to hospitals. People bring me food and it gets relaxing not having to worry about anything but recovering.

 

[Motsu]

Yeah, exercise and vitamins help but my immunity's a bit weaker than most people. It's not severe(most of the time), but it's hella annoying.
Oh, but I do enjoy checking in to hospitals. People bring me food and it gets relaxing not having to worry about anything but recovering.

If your sick, you're sense of taste is gone. And what's worse, a whole of your body gets numb. Though, certain sickness like that that takes weeks makes you feel like you wanted to hang yourself because when you want to piss, you can't because you can't control your legs, so you have to call the nurse. I do have a little problem with my immunity, but I've been exercising, cycling, eating fruits and vegetables.

After that, it takes like a single day for my sickness to recover. I just wash up a towel with hot water, put it on my forehead, and then the next three hours, I am back.

 

[Alkareel]

If your sick, you're sense of taste is gone. And what's worse, a whole of your body gets numb. Though, certain sickness like that that takes weeks makes you feel like you wanted to hang yourself because when you want to piss, you can't because you can't control your legs, so you have to call the nurse. I do have a little problem with my immunity, but I've been exercising, cycling, eating fruits and vegetables.

After that, it takes like a single day for my sickness to recover. I just wash up a towel with hot water, put it on my forehead, and then the next three hours, I am back.

(Isn't that Covid?)
A lot of underlying health problems, coupled with my weak immunity. I'll live but under constant harassment from common ailments.

 

[Motsu]

(Isn't that Covid?)
A lot of underlying health problems, coupled with my weak immunity. I'll live but under constant harassment from common ailments.

No. I wouldn't be talking to you if I was positive with COVID-19—but yeah, that sickness was five years ago.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Well, are you 100% homo sapien? Maybe there's a cow blood in your veins.

Well, I do have more Neanderthal variants than the average person.

 

[Motsu]

Well, I do have more Neanderthal variants than the average person.

You don't look like it.

 

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9 Tips to Strengthen Your Immunity Naturally

A few simple changes to your habits can go a long way in boosting your immune health. Here are 9 tips to boost your body's natural defenses.

www.healthline.com

EDIT: Actually, scratch that, the internet may be useful and all, but sometimes they aren't accurate than a professional doctor.

Not just sometimes.