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Tempokai

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You are the Chuck Norris. One of the most powerful human in the world. How would you defeat the Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?
 
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SakeVision

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Obviously by tying them up and forcing them to listen to chuck norris jokes on a loop.

The jokes wouldn't kill them. Dehydration would.
 

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You are the Chuck Norris. One of the most powerful human in the world. How would you defeat the Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?
Cowboy Curtis... I'm quite proud I understood that reference.
 

Hans.Trondheim

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You are the Chuck Norris. One of the most powerful human in the world. How would you defeat the Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?
Kill their writers/creators. As for Benito Mussolini, and similar RL figures, give condom to their parents.
 
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Canonically, I wouldn't be able to, because they are the ones they appear out of nowhere lightning fast, and then they kick Chuck Norris's cowboy ass. However, it would be the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, with civilians watching in total awe.
 
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