Oh! That reminds me of the Phantom Tollbooth (read it if you haven't yet-- it's
ingenious) where (spoilers!!!)
there is a man who lives in a house with four doors, and each sign says something like 'the tallest midget', 'the shortest giant', 'the fattest thin man', 'the skinniest fat man', and he answers each door, and he's literally the most average person ever.
Quoted here: “You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.” XD
ahhh, one of my favorite books.
Also, this is probably very irrelevant to the point of your actual prompt. Haha. Excuse my intrusion.