Animals are weird. Evolution, why?

DarkeReises

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Can we just take a moment to... 'appreciate' just how fucked up evolution and the animal kingdom is?

Ducks have weird ass dicks.
Dolphins will and are known to rape nearly anything(and will be high while doing so).
Male seahorses get pregnant and give birth.
Female hyenas have pseudo-penises.

Just... why?

Anyways, throw out weird random animal facts. Or human facts. I love finding out more about how wrong that species is. I don't want to associate with them.
 

DarkeReises

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Humans writing smut harem stories! Also, human falling in love with a 2d character!
Well, I mean facts about us physiologically, not acts that humans have committed/our psychological delusions.
 

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Humans are animals too. Just look at this wonderful representation of our evolution in the future.

 

Ilikewaterkusa

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Can we just take a moment to... 'appreciate' just how fucked up evolution and the animal kingdom is?

Ducks have weird ass dicks.
Dolphins will and are known to rape nearly anything(and will be high while doing so).
Male seahorses get pregnant and give birth.
Female hyenas have pseudo-penises.

Just... why?

Anyways, throw out weird random animal facts. Or human facts. I love finding out more about how wrong that species is. I don't want to associate with them.
Humans make stuff like this. So it’s understandable. Surprised that they didn’t put among us on here
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Humans have such underdeveloped brains that they often eliminate on their parents. Early humans paid more attention to their babies and were more aware of when they had to eliminate, but then we started doing other things with our brains and started puttings babies in diapers so we could give them less attention.
 

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Evolution is amazing, it produced you hoomans out of apes all while I was sleeping in a block of ice. Long lost is my kind the dinosaurs, and the birds are all that is left. You wiped out megafauna during the last ice age, animals several times your size that could kill you with one stomp. So much that every other animal in the animal kingdom developed a natural fear for you hoomans.
 

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Us humans are so conceited that we could barely have one post talking about other animals quirks before devolving into "lookie here at us we're so weird and quirky too WOOOOOO"

fucken Redditors, the lot of us
 
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some hornets inject their eggs into other insects. the larva grows and eats the prey from the inside.

male giraffes taste the females' urine to see if they are ovulating.

ants grow crops, raise cattle, and keep slaves.

the"penis fencing" worm is a worm that mates by dueling another. whoever stabs the other one with their dick first gets to not bear the child.
 

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you're complaining about evolution and yet you ignore the greatest sign that evolution is permanently drunk and high.

THE PLATYPUS. egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal where the male of the species is also venomous
 

Ilikewaterkusa

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Humans lost a protein to combat a disease outbreak some 300 thousand years ago. It made us susceptible to a lot of bullshit. 30000 IQ play by god there.
Oof.
Us humans are so conceited that we could barely have one post talking about other animals quirks before devolving into "lookie here at us we're so weird and quirky too WOOOOOO"

fucken Redditors, the lot of us
Kill all redditors
 
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Can we just take a moment to... 'appreciate' just how fucked up evolution and the animal kingdom is?

Ducks have weird ass dicks.
Dolphins will and are known to rape nearly anything(and will be high while doing so).
Male seahorses get pregnant and give birth.
Female hyenas have pseudo-penises.

Just... why?

Anyways, throw out weird random animal facts. Or human facts. I love finding out more about how wrong that species is. I don't want to associate with them.
And hyenas give birth through their pseudo-penises. Am now reminded of that thread about explaining omegaverse reproduction...
 

Amok

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duuuuudeeee u ever study ourself? in mirrro, x-ray, cam, anything humans weird af. we got colonies of life living in us, this is how long our intestines are:


Our brain size is decreasing!
nuh uh we are reambracing monke. brain too big u worry too much boob booo
 

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'Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?'
Neil deGrasse Tyson
 

DarkeReises

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Us humans are so conceited that we could barely have one post talking about other animals quirks before devolving into "lookie here at us we're so weird and quirky too WOOOOOO"

fucken Redditors, the lot of us
Yeah, I would say I'm disappointed but I kinda expected this..
 
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