Writing Prompt Art of Tsun

[Sabruness]

The Art of Tsun, written by Tsun Tzu (Sun Tzu's tsundere little sister). Lets see if someone can come up with a few articles of how to do the art of tsun.

Kudos to @BenJepheneT for inspiring the brainwave behind this prompt idea.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

1. Tsun Tzu said: The art of tsun is of vital importance to the person.

2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.

3. The art of tsun, then, is governed by five constant factors, to betaken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

4. These are:
(1) The Moral Law;
(2) Heaven;
(3) Earth;
(4) The tsun tsun;
(5) Method and discipline.

5,6. The MORAL LAW causes the people to be in complete accord with their tsun tsun, so that they will follow her regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger and constant insults.

7. HEAVEN signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons.

8. EARTH comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death.

9. The tsun tsun stands for the virtues of hostility, coldness, pettiness and strictness.

10. By METHOD AND DISCIPLINE are to be understood the marshaling of the tsun army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among her servants and lackeys.

11. These five heads should be familiar to every tsun tsun: she who knows them will be victorious; she who knows them not will fail in her endavours.

 

[Kotohood]

1. Tsun Tzu said: The art of tsun is of vital importance to the person.

2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.

3. The art of tsun, then, is governed by five constant factors, to betaken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

4. These are:
(1) The Moral Law;
(2) Heaven;
(3) Earth;
(4) The tsun tsun;
(5) Method and discipline.

5,6. The MORAL LAW causes the people to be in complete accord with their tsun tsun, so that they will follow her regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger and constant insults.

7. HEAVEN signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons.

8. EARTH comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death.

9. The tsun tsun stands for the virtues of hostility, coldness, pettiness and strictness.

10. By METHOD AND DISCIPLINE are to be understood the marshaling of the tsun army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among her servants ad lackeys.

11. These five heads should be familiar to every tsun tsun: she who knows them will be victorious; she who knows them not will fail in her endavours.

Truly mesmerizing.

 

[Wretch]

Know your tsun as you know yourself, then you will have inner tsun.

Can you imagine what tsun you could do if you could do all the tsun you can?

Opportunities for tsun multiply as they are seized.

The supreme art of tsun is to subdue the enemy with tsun.

If you know the tsun and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles.

Strategy without tsun tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without tsun strategy is the noise before defeat.

Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance with tsun.

Know your tsun and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.

Know thy self, know thy tsun. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Conquer your inner Tsun and take off the pantsu.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Never let the enemy know you're in love with them. The best defense is an offense. Insult them to protect yourself from yourself.

 

[gaylolis]

If tsunning will result in victory, then you must tsun!

Tsun Tzu said that, and she knows a lil' more 'bout tsunning than you do pal, because she invented it! Then she perfected it so that no living dere can best her at the ring of honor.

Then she used her tsun money to buy two of every deres on Earth. And then she herded them into a boat, and beat the crap of every single one of them. And from that day forward any time a bunch of deres are together in one place it's called the zoo!

Unless it's a farm.

 

[Deleted member 2533]

The sole mantra in the Art of Tsun...
togethere we sing!

"Tsunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-dere!"

"Yamete kudasai - eiya - kun - hmph - yameteeeeee~"