Ban the person above you!

[Zoey]

Banned for considering you have the rights to take away my radioactive rights

Banned for making bad microwave puns you drunk goon.

 

[Kotohood]

Banned for making bad microwave puns you drunk goon.

Banned because I disagree with you. That microwave pun is awesome.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Banned because I disagree with you. That microwave pun is awesome.

Banned for making me feel valid in my empty life.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for making me feel valid in my empty life.

Banned for not doing your job in shoving something cold into your head.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Banned for not doing your job in shoving something cold into your head.

Banned for using my- wait what are you- no don't open the latch-

 

[tiaf]

Banned for using my- wait what are you- no don't open the latch-

Banned for struggling.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Banned for struggling.

Banned for taking my rights to- man get your shit off me-

 

[binarysoap]

Banned for taking my rights to- man get your shit off me-

Banned for calling my curry shit. Just because it's brown doesn't mean it's shit.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for calling my curry shit. Just because it's brown doesn't mean it's shit.

Banned for not sharing your curry.

 

[binarysoap]

Banned for not sharing your curry.

Banned for not coming over to my house to get your curry. I'm not going to go across the Atlantic ocean just to give you the curry.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for not coming over to my house to get your curry. I'm not going to go across the Atlantic ocean just to give you the curry.

Banned for not dialing delivery for me.

 

[binarysoap]

Banned for not dialing delivery for me.

Banned for telling me to use such antiquated technology.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for telling me to use such antiquated technology.

Banned for not using high advanced technology.

 

[binarysoap]

Banned for not using high advanced technology.

Banned for assuming I can afford one. It's the season of giving. Please donate alms to this poor soul.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Banned for assuming I can afford one. It's the season of giving. Please donate alms to this poor soul.

Banned for thinking your demonic soul deserves any means of redemption.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for thinking your demonic soul deserves any means of redemption.

Banned for demonic soul shaming. Don’t make half of the authors on SH your enemies.

 

[binarysoap]

Banned for demonic soul shaming. Don’t make half of the authors on SH your enemies.

Banned for that gross underestimation. More like 95%.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for that gross underestimation. More like 95%.

Banned for thinking so many will openly declare war. They will silence him in the dark.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Banned for thinking so many will openly declare war. They will silence him in the dark.

Banned for thinking I will be silence. Petty fish, I am the dark.

 

[Kotohood]

Banned for thinking I will be silence. Petty fish, I am the dark.

Banned for being dark