Beat the police

[Ymadthepirate]

You are surrounded by 900 police officers all armed with guns how do you escape you have some teammates.

A. Five year old kid with a slingshot
B. Hot girl
C. Former military captain
D. Bee from the hit series vbwa nah JK A killer dog with rabies will die in 20 minutes
E. You with a gun and katana

Added Items: Grappling Hook, Baseball bat, Shovel, Ballons, Tazer, Bulletproof vest X2, and a cookbook

You can't get caught how do you win?

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
A: a five-year-old won't help me that much
B:A hot girl can seduce five hundred police officers. Problem is that half of them is a straight woman.
C: the former military captain is a former military captain for a reason.
D: a killer dog that will die in 20 minutes vs 900 hundred police officers will not do much.
E: everyone knows that you can parry everything with a katana. Adding a gun is just overkill. Don't even need the added items.

So, my answer is E.

 

[K5Rakitan]

We all roll for seduction, and the five-year-old kid slingshots the pedophiles in the nuts.

 

[Macha]

Me with a gun and katana. I use them on myself to escape this hell world we call earth.

 

[aimless]

...
A: a five-year-old won't help me that much
B:A hot girl can seduce five hundred police officers. Problem is that half of them is a straight woman.
C: the former military captain is a former military captain for a reason.
D: a killer dog that will die in 20 minutes vs 900 hundred police officers will not do much.
E: everyone knows that you can parry everything with a katana. Adding a gun is just overkill. Don't even need the added items.

So, my answer is E.

Average sekiro enjoyer, the gun isn’t overkill because now you’re isshin

 

[RavenRunes]

how many balloons

and idk where you're from but here there are a max of 4 officers, 2 mounted.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

You are surrounded by 900 police officers all armed with guns how do you escape you have some teammates.

A. Five year old kid with a slingshot
B. Hot girl
C. Former military captain
D. Bee from the hit series vbwa nah JK A killer dog with rabies will die in 20 minutes
E. You with a gun and katana

Added Items: Grappling Hook, Baseball bat, Shovel, Ballons, Tazer, Bulletproof vest X2, and a cookbook

You can't get caught how do you win?

If that is Philippine National Police...

F. Throw a Tallano Gold amidst them. Then walk out easy peasy. They'll even escort you to safety.

 

[BenJepheneT]

If that is Philippine National Police...

F. Throw a Tallano Gold amidst them. Then walk out easy peasy. They'll even escort you to safety.

Win: You got off free from Police Brutality.

Lose: You're still in the Philippines.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Win: You got off free from Police Brutality.

Lose: You're still in the Philippines.

Even worse: I'm still a fucking Filipino.