DonutEatingDoggo
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Before you knew it you were reincarnated as a sentient flower. Unable to do anything you could only leave yourself swaying by the wind.
Before you knew it you were reincarnated as a sentient flower. Unable to do anything you could only leave yourself swaying by the wind.
Before you knew it you were reincarnated as a sentient flower. Unable to do anything you could only leave yourself swaying by the wind.
Chances are you yourself might get pollinated tooAs the flower, my goal would be the flower equivalent of making a harem.
Pollinate everything.
EVERYTHING.
It's fine me. It's fine.Most people wouldn’t be very happy after realizing they reincarnated as a helpless flower of all things. But I was. I was actually overjoyed! You see, I was a microbiology nerd when I was a human! Soil is such a fascinating thiiiiiiiing, lots of people don’t realize it but it’s actually a place so filled with life! A single tablespoon of healthy soil contains billions of living organisms!! BILLIONS!!!!!! Bacteria, fungi, nematodes, little insects and worms and mites! All of them part of an intricate ecosystem where the bugs ships necessary bacteria and minerals to the roots of the helplessly unmoving plants, anf get paid with nutrients the flower absorbed from the sun! IT’S A BARTERING SYSTEM!! PLANTAS ARE AMAZING AND SOIL IS AMAZING!!! HUMANITY CAN SCREW ITSELF, I’M A FLOWER NOW BITCHES! Aaaaaaah, I wonder what kind of amazing things I will learn about soil in this life!? I can’t wait!
I’m not sure what kind of plant I am. I know I’m a flower, but well I kinda don’t have eyes so I can’t tell for sure. But I can detect the soil life through my roots. There doesn’t seem like there are that many living organisms in the spot here where I am growing. There are some, for sure, but the soil quality seem really bad. Oh well, I have the nutrients I need to grow, so I will just make sure to expand my root system quickly so I can cover more area and discover more microbiological life!!!!!!! YAAAAAAS!
... hmm, wait what? Why are the microbes dying!? Why is there a liquid killing all the microbial life in my soil!?!?! .... it’s... nutrient dense? Yes, why does this liquid contain exactly the kind of nutrients needed for my species of flower to...
.... no.
........... wait.
................... fertilizer?
I get a terrible feeling. I quickly soak up the nutrients in my soil and expand my root system as fast as I can. It takes a few days, but eventually I can feel it. A smooth, clay wall surrounding me on all sides.
I am growing in a flower pot.
F*CK!!!
Yes... I have decided.It's fine me. It's fine.
Although the great me is confined in a clay pot my plant stems are strong even though they move very slowly. Whoever it is that has confined me to this wretched flower pot -- damn to all your blood relatives as I, the great flower shall take advantage of the nutrients you gave me to speed up my growth and breakout of this flower pot!
Muha...muhahahahahahaha!
Chances are you yourself might get pollinated too