Can anybody here beat me in chess?

[Jailbreak571]

thats a warcrime

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Nah, data books says that it was a valid move in the past. It was one of the most viable moves to the point that they have to ban it in some tournaments. Though in early 1400's it was officially abolished.

 

[Beta_Krogoth]

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Nah, data books says that it was a valid move in the past. It was one of the most viable moves to the point that they have to ban it in some tournaments. Though in early 1400's it was officially abolished.

*Smirks and pushes up glasses*

You've barely started and you've already fallen into my trap.

*Light shines off the lens, blinding the audiance*

You've failed to take note that I set fire to the bottom of your chair. Rookie mistake.

 

[Jailbreak571]

*Smirks and pushes up glasses*

You've barely started and you've already fallen into my trap.

*Light shines off the lens, blinding the audiance*

You've failed to take note that I set fire to the bottom of your chair. Rookie mistake.

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Judgement cut.

dashes dramatically

check your balls.

 

[Amok]

https://lichess.org/@/chessbeads

 

[Motsu]

skill issue

 

[BenJepheneT]

thats a warcrime

If you're creative enough, you can officially be submitted as a late Geneva convention addition.

 

[Notadate]

Probably not

 

[Frank-9976]

Just handicap yourself by a queen and two rooks and I'm sure I can win!