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Gryphon

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Just come up with the most creative ways that someone can die. Trip over an icicle and impale yourself on a conveniantly placed sharp toenail, or some other weird shit. Be creative about the numerous of ways someone can become the not alive anymore.
 

Harvier

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Just come up with the most creative ways that someone can die. Trip over an icicle and impale yourself on a conveniantly placed sharp toenail, or some other weird shit. Be creative about the numerous of ways someone can become the not alive anymore.
Killed by a satellite falling on your head.
 

Esper

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Slowly a man, strung by his feet, swayed back and forth. Below him were to pits, both dark and metal. One had screams and unending flashes and cries of pain, the other was deathly quiet but a strange odor wafted from them. The man was losing consciousness, but finally he said one word that sealed his fate. "Right" *click* *Fwoosh* The man was released from his restrain suspending him, and was dropped rapidly down the right most hole. *CRACK* The mans skull hit the metal walls, his vision blurred and his head ached from the impact. *Boomph* He hit the wall again as he slid down the hole rapidly, his shoulder slamming into his chin as he moved. *Thathump* *CRACK* "AHHHHHHHH!" The man had landed on a platform, his body collapsing and his legs, pinned together, breaking at the ankle, he screamed as he saw the horror before him. A... thing, massive, glowing in places, it seemed to notice him now, turning to him. A slow laugh came from the monster, a clicking sound followed as it moved in, its body flashing small shimmers of gold eyes, silver teeth, black, incur covered, tongues, large hideous claws. It closed in, grabbed the man up in a claw, it used a jaw, misshapen and misplaced, to slowly strip the mans flesh, the man was screaming now, the decent had been quick and he had flickered in and out of conscious as he fell, but he was fully awake now. The beast slathered its tongue across the mans face, as if to caress its meal, then a loud shattering sound thundered out as bone turned to dust and the mans lower-half started dripping out. The mans face was in shocked horror as he tried, failing, to pull his organs up, as if confused how his body had turned to such a mush, the beast slither and oozed over, the muttering and laughter continuing as its jaws ran over the mans body, turning him into a smoothie of flesh, muscle, and sinew.

Slowly a woman, strung by her feet, swayed back and forth...
 

georgelee5786

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Just come up with the most creative ways that someone can die. Trip over an icicle and impale yourself on a conveniantly placed sharp toenail, or some other weird shit. Be creative about the numerous of ways someone can become the not alive anymore.
Death by reading a thread name that has a typo hint hint
 
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walking to room
accidentally trip
high momentum
fall onto the door
door handle impales your eye
die
 
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Just come up with the most creative ways that someone can die. Trip over an icicle and impale yourself on a conveniantly placed sharp toenail, or some other weird shit. Be creative about the numerous of ways someone can become the not alive anymore.
Ever heard of Dumb ways to die?
 

LABmaiL

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John was having a pretty good day. He was a stay-at-home worker who finished his work early. That could only mean one thing... free time! John was a respectable fellow, and thus he chose to go on a quick walk. He walked around town, watching the relatively quiet scenery. With all his peers still at work, there was little to bother him. He walked under a painter on a latter, appreciating the gentle brown of his neighbors' apartment building. However, his ruminations were halted by a sudden shout! John, shocked by such a sudden noise, jumped back. He soon found that this was an advisable action, as he watched a paint bucket fall precisely where his head would have been. Although John was agile enough to dodge the danger that was the paint bucket, he was unable to avoid the ensuing wave of paint heading his way. Now drenched in light brown, he felt a visit to the local laundromat would be wise. Poor John.

He walked back inside to gather his clothes, nearly tumbling down the steep stairs as he went. On his way to the laundromat, he took some time to watch a black cat. Unlike his previous dodge, this would prove inadvisable. Watching the cat, he lacked the foresight to step over an open sewer grate. He promptly fell into the catacombs below. John, now even more enthused at the idea of clean clothes, gathered the garments which escaped his basket. He began to climb up the nearby latter, only to find that the rusted metal could not hold his weight. He elected to walk onward, in search of another exit, choosing to ignore the numerous rats nearby. He would soon find uncharacteristic luck in this venture, discovering an exit near the nearby dumps.

John had finally made it to the washer, though his hope would soon be crushed. The workers would not offer service to somebody with such a rancid, sewer-like smell, as it would be bad for business. John, ever the amiable fellow, calmly walked back home. Hoping to find solace in the cat he saw, he approached it on the way back. The cat, smelling rat, chose to attack the poor man. John, unwilling to harm an animal, hoped to escape in his apartment. He sprinted back, adrenaline carrying him towards his home. He could see the latter! He was nearly back! He was... slipping... in the dropped paint? John lurched sideways, his momentum carrying him left, onto the road! He shut his eyes, hoping the sounds of traffic were merely a delusion created by his fear. The car was, in fact real, though luck was on John's side. The driver quickly swerved to the side, only grazing John's leg. The car crashed into a nearby sign, but nobody was hurt. John got back up, thanking whatever divinity spared him. He simply wished to get into bed and sleep the day's horrors away. The sign, bent by the car, decided that was not a good course of action. It proceeded to tip forwards, turning John's brain into a less than fine mush.

I put way too much work into this.
 
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BenJepheneT

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K5Rakitan

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Toddler stabbing you in the neck with a pointy toothbrush. You've got to be mighty careful around those little terrorists!
 

Oreo

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Every videos in Brew's youtube channel.
 

BackWoodsJ_ACK

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Peeing outside only to slip in it and impale yourself somehow on a Budweiser bottle.

As for how I know, I seen the end result for myself. Never seen something so round and unsharp be so sharp
 

Greyman

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Die of a heart attack because you pushed your shit too hard.
 

TheEldritchGod

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The man was trying to do his laundry.

he stuffed in the laundry into the washer, but it wasn't quite fitting. He'd have to do two loads, but he didn't have time. So he jammed down on the laundry with his foot. Suddenly, his foot slipped down deep into the washer, getting stuck inside the crammed laundry.

He started yelling and this got his dogs attention. The stupid dog just sat there and stared at him. The man got angry and started flailing about. He inadvertently moved the dryer and accidentally knocked the gasline loose.

Now he could smell the leaking gas. He tried to get free, pushing harder, knocking over laundry supplies.

Specifically, the bleach.

The dog, getting nervous because the owner we now nervous, pissed on the floor. Not normally a problem, except that the bleach was there. This resulted in chlorine gas. The fumes made the man get dizzy. Now in a blind panic, he reached up to grab the light hanging from the ceiling to try and pull himself free. He pulled and yanked it down.

Causing a spark.

The leaking gas from the dryer exploded in a fireball visible through out the trailer park.
 

SakeVision

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Time travel gone wrong: you turn back the time but time alone, which means your current position in space stays the same. Turning back time 5 seconds, you forget to account for the rotation of the earth and all that(or perhaps your ability doesn't even allow you to account for that) so you teleport yourself inside another person, then you both kinda merge and implode from within each other.
 
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