Coolest weapon names

[TrashyHuman]

We all know excalibur, mjolnir, aegis and other cool generic fantasy names. How about we come up with some cool-sounding fantasy weapon names?
1) Read it on a dnd forum. Extreme prejudice. Perfect name for a barbarian: "Hulk eliminate with Extreme Prejudice!"

 

[BenJepheneT]

I always adored Hirohiko Araki's way of making Stands with names of songs (Stone Free, Echoes, Soft and Wet, Bohemian Rhapsody).

So imagine if they named it with current gen songs.

"BEHOLD, MY WET ASS PUSSY!"

 

[Jemini]

Most fantasy weapon names are really just fairly mundane words in another language. Fortunately, I just so happen to have made my own custom language to pull names from. Let's try a few.

Kalgida (good flow)
Galabzum (dragon power)
Abzu Idpa (mighty stick)

 

[Napelynn]

Abzu Idpa (mighty stick)

The English version is better.

 

[gaylolis]

Never Gonna Give You Up

I think it sounds like a totally reliable weapon

 

[Agentt]

A metal pipe

Never Gonna Give You Up

I think it sounds like a totally reliable weapon

Sounds like something which won't let you down

 

[CupcakeNinja]

We all know excalibur, mjolnir, aegis and other cool generic fantasy names. How about we come up with some cool-sounding fantasy weapon names?
1) Read it on a dnd forum. Extreme prejudice. Perfect name for a barbarian: "Hulk eliminate with Extreme Prejudice!"

"My Dick"
THINK ABOUT IT.

I always adored Hirohiko Araki's way of making Stands with names of songs (Stone Free, Echoes, Soft and Wet, Bohemian Rhapsody).

So imagine if they named it with current gen songs.

"BEHOLD, MY WET ASS PUSSY!"

My Dick wishes to test itself against your Wet Ass Pussy

 

[gaylolis]

A metal pipe

Sounds like something which won't let you down

it won't turn around and desert you either

it ain't gonna make you cry, say goodbye, and hurt you.

truly the perfect wepon

 

[Alkareel]

Mayhu Jjuckuuk
It's an eastern mythical weapon that many people fantasize on having.

Spoiler

I'm sorry, but this thread had it coming.

 

[OneSixSeven]

Chunchumaru

 

[Agentt]

Chunchumaru

Sounds like a really cool name for a japanese katana. Surely the wielder must be a hero

 

[NotaNuffian]

Time for me to try hard:

Balls Clipper.

Ps. The Drill that Pierces the Heavens is a-ok, old, but a-ok.

 

[gaylolis]

I forgot to add:

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Chunchumaru

Ochinchinmaru

 

[MoodyFoxCat]

Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu FūraimatsuKuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no ShūringanShūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

Behold, a legendary artifact indeed

(I do not own this name and only mean to use it for parody)

 

[LordJoyde]

Eadom and Caedes.

Two legendary weapons from my stories.

Eadom is a huge, two handed, high-tech hammer capable of pulverizing mountain plateaus, mainly used as a terraforming tool by a godlike esper. Its name is a latin abbreviation of 'rupture'.

Caedes is a an infernal sword of flowing, molten, living metal that eats souls, shaped by the mind of its user. Highly magical, no sapient will of its own. Name is an abbreviation of 'slaughter'.

 

[FoxxieFox]

[Rusty Sword]
This is a sword in which has been abandoned for multiple years. (it’s a rusty sword)

 

[Kilolo]

Spoiler: graphic image, NSFW

one of my countrymen drew this, and he named this gun Pistol

the joke is lost in translation, because it's basically a word pun by combining gun+pen*s in my country language.

 

[Napelynn]

Spoiler: graphic image, NSFW

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one of my countrymen drew this, and he named this gun Pistol

the joke is lost in translation, because it's basically a word pun by combining gun+pen*s in my country language.

Call it pisstol

 

[Drakonus]

Coolest weapon names? Sure.

These are from Terraria:

Zenith
Last Prism
S.D.M.G. (Space Dolphin Machine Gun)
Terraprisma
Solar Eruption
Daybreak
Daedalus Stormbow
Star Wrath
Vortex Beater
Stardust Dragon Staff
Kaleidoscope
Dark Harvest
Razorpine
Stellar Tune
Nebula Blaze
True Night's Edge
Betsy's Wrath
Onyx Blaster
Influx Waver
Staff of the Frost Hydra
Razorblade Typhoon
The Horseman's Blade
Minishark
Megashark
Star Cannon
Celebration Mk2