Recommendations Crafter MC who makes "armor" that is lewd but surprisingly effective

[SwordSorceror2021]

Only reason they work is due to "The System" altering reality to make a Chainmail Bikini actually reduce the amount of damage taken, make a leotard NOT give a lady wedgies and make it so she can run whilst wearing high heels

I don't care about "realism" or how it's "sexist", just give me a rec that fits