From Emperor of Poker:
They had stopped at a gas station to rest and refuel. Joey was standing outside the van, looking at a large bird flying in the distance.
Ellie came over. "That's pretty. Do you know what type of bird that is?"
Joey looked at her. "I'm an expert at identifying birds."
Her eyebrows raised. "Wow! Then what about that one there?"
Joey squinted for a long time before his eyes flashed with a knowing glint. Full of confidence, he answered, "Yep...that's definitely a bird."
*Pfft* She couldn't help from breaking out into a chuckle.