Writing Prompt De-escalating a conflict
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FallingLeaf
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Oh, this one's easy. Here's one I see all the time.
"I'll kill you!
"No, I'll kill you!"
*both are suddenly warped away from each other to different planets*
"I'll kill you!
"No, I'll kill you!"
*both are suddenly warped away from each other to different planets*
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Dominic Toretto shows up out of nowhere and does this
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I love how many meme answers you got
My turn!
Disagreement.
Shouting.
Pull out weapons.
sees someone stealing their things.
Temporarily stop fight to go for the thief.
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"Flat is justice!" The white knight yells as he charges on his steel clad horse, javelin in hand.
"Oppai is truth!" The black knight retorts, battle axe primed for an overhead strike.
Just as they were about to collide, a woman wearing a pristine turquoise gown broke into the arena. The knights halted before their weapons pierced the maiden who was doubled over, taking several deep breaths from rushing to stop the feud.
"What is the meaning of this?" The white knight asks.
"Yeah, what he said?" The black knight agrees with no thought of his own.
The woman took one last deep breath before standing straight. It was when she stood that the knights noticed the slit running down her gown, exposing parts of her legs and hips. When the knights looked back at her face, her smile and eyes screamed that of a knowledgeable woman, who although young, has witnessed the truth of the debate.
"There is no winner in the debate of the premium oppai. It's extremely nice seeing some premium boinging in the distance, but the flatness of a woman and combining that with a tomboy nature means that it would be very much like hanging out with your best friend. So, why don't we all agree on something that we know is the truth."
"Thighs are prime!"
Her shout carried across the arena, silencing the jeering crowd. The knights grunted from the power of her words, but when they settled into their ears, the arena burst into laughter.
"Now that is something that we can all agree on. Huh, brother." The white knight says.
"Thighs truly are the best, especially on my waifu."
The entire arena cheered and the kingdoms of Oppai and Flat combined under a new banner, where the thickest of thighs rule all.
Then the author who wrote this piece of trash sat back, read it back to himself, and realized how fucking stupid this sounds. He'll still post it anyway cause he doesn't care anymore.
"Oppai is truth!" The black knight retorts, battle axe primed for an overhead strike.
Just as they were about to collide, a woman wearing a pristine turquoise gown broke into the arena. The knights halted before their weapons pierced the maiden who was doubled over, taking several deep breaths from rushing to stop the feud.
"What is the meaning of this?" The white knight asks.
"Yeah, what he said?" The black knight agrees with no thought of his own.
The woman took one last deep breath before standing straight. It was when she stood that the knights noticed the slit running down her gown, exposing parts of her legs and hips. When the knights looked back at her face, her smile and eyes screamed that of a knowledgeable woman, who although young, has witnessed the truth of the debate.
"There is no winner in the debate of the premium oppai. It's extremely nice seeing some premium boinging in the distance, but the flatness of a woman and combining that with a tomboy nature means that it would be very much like hanging out with your best friend. So, why don't we all agree on something that we know is the truth."
"Thighs are prime!"
Her shout carried across the arena, silencing the jeering crowd. The knights grunted from the power of her words, but when they settled into their ears, the arena burst into laughter.
"Now that is something that we can all agree on. Huh, brother." The white knight says.
"Thighs truly are the best, especially on my waifu."
The entire arena cheered and the kingdoms of Oppai and Flat combined under a new banner, where the thickest of thighs rule all.
Then the author who wrote this piece of trash sat back, read it back to himself, and realized how fucking stupid this sounds. He'll still post it anyway cause he doesn't care anymore.
pervert. You have joined the ranks, welcome to the group.
ArcadiaBlade
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"Women are Queens!"
"If she breathes, she's a thot!"
"Guys, Guys, I know both of you's gay. I get it. Can we finish our discussion on Scat porn first before moving on with that?"
"If she breathes, she's a thot!"
"Guys, Guys, I know both of you's gay. I get it. Can we finish our discussion on Scat porn first before moving on with that?"
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Their god must be drinking himself to death
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Just when the two characters were about to fight each other.
One of them gets abducted by aliens and the other one is left watching a tumbleweed roll by in a eerie silence
One of them gets abducted by aliens and the other one is left watching a tumbleweed roll by in a eerie silence
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This is very unique in telling a joke! Image and a continuem video AHAHAHAHAH!!!!Dominic Toretto shows up out of nowhere and does this
XD.
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"Kit Kat is the best!" said one guy.
"No. Mars is the best!" his friend argued.
"You two... chill out and have a Snickers." said a third man.
"Shut up!" they both punched the third guy's lights out, grabbed his Snickers bars and went on their merry way as if their argument never existed.
"No. Mars is the best!" his friend argued.
"You two... chill out and have a Snickers." said a third man.
"Shut up!" they both punched the third guy's lights out, grabbed his Snickers bars and went on their merry way as if their argument never existed.
ElliePorter
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"Can i speak to the manager? You cant throw me out! I always shop here!" Said the tall brunette woman clad in what people call the soccer mom hairstyle.
Her tone of voice was loud enough that every customer inside the store looked at her like she was spreading a plague.
The tall bearded man behind the counter snickered as he shook his head. He found the whole situation amusing instead of panicking like its the end of the world.
He cleared his throat and fixed the collar of his polo shirt, flashing an impish grin.
"Madam" He said. "Sure, i can let you to talk to the manager."
"Oh, yeah? Bring them here. NOW!"
The store clerk took out a name tag from his pocket and attached it onto the left chest area of the shirt.
Her eyes widened in shock and a trickle of sweat dripped on her forehead. She didn't expect to be caught off guard by his attack. The words written on the gold plated nametag made her speechless and lose her composure.
With a terrified look on her face, she uttered the words as she looked at his name tag.
"Jackson Smith, Manager."
It was like staring at death itself, unable to avert her gaze nor move away. Its as if she was glued in place, unable to fight back.
"I am the Manager." He spoke with such authority that the whole world stopped.
The only thing that was left is the prying eyes of the other customers.
She thought that she was prepared to face a very powerful foe but alas, she miscalculated and it will now cost her everything in return.
Taking all the willpower and energy that she had left.
She turned around and headed towards the door. She realized that she was overconfident as her fight or flight senses were at maximum.
The whole world continued its course after the woman went on their way.
He sighed and brushed his hair upwards, it was all in the days work as a Manager.
Her tone of voice was loud enough that every customer inside the store looked at her like she was spreading a plague.
The tall bearded man behind the counter snickered as he shook his head. He found the whole situation amusing instead of panicking like its the end of the world.
He cleared his throat and fixed the collar of his polo shirt, flashing an impish grin.
"Madam" He said. "Sure, i can let you to talk to the manager."
"Oh, yeah? Bring them here. NOW!"
The store clerk took out a name tag from his pocket and attached it onto the left chest area of the shirt.
Her eyes widened in shock and a trickle of sweat dripped on her forehead. She didn't expect to be caught off guard by his attack. The words written on the gold plated nametag made her speechless and lose her composure.
With a terrified look on her face, she uttered the words as she looked at his name tag.
"Jackson Smith, Manager."
It was like staring at death itself, unable to avert her gaze nor move away. Its as if she was glued in place, unable to fight back.
"I am the Manager." He spoke with such authority that the whole world stopped.
The only thing that was left is the prying eyes of the other customers.
She thought that she was prepared to face a very powerful foe but alas, she miscalculated and it will now cost her everything in return.
Taking all the willpower and energy that she had left.
She turned around and headed towards the door. She realized that she was overconfident as her fight or flight senses were at maximum.
The whole world continued its course after the woman went on their way.
He sighed and brushed his hair upwards, it was all in the days work as a Manager.
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1 Separate them by force or trick 2 wait they both calm and ask happen and do with both person.3.ask a friend or bystander to see luring or not.4 figure it out is long or short Problem 5 once find the root of the problem and tell them talk both group Separately then will the two group talk it.Their more but u can imagine The Sword Saint’s Second Life As a Fox Girlthat different Situation then but it can be bad or good depending on the problem
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“I will kill you!”
“No, you will not kill me!”
“How the hell did you know that?”
“Hehehe. Because I’ve got t—”
There’s nothing more unexpected than a good ol’ cliffhanger.
“No, you will not kill me!”
“How the hell did you know that?”
“Hehehe. Because I’ve got t—”
There’s nothing more unexpected than a good ol’ cliffhanger.
I hate you
I hate you more
I hate you more than more
Awkward silence
That doesn't make sense
Yes it does
Whatever I need to get a donut to distract myself from your inherent stupidity
Come with?
...Sure...
Happily ever after ～(^з^)-♡
Cringe always solves problems
I hate you more
I hate you more than more
Awkward silence
That doesn't make sense
Yes it does
Whatever I need to get a donut to distract myself from your inherent stupidity
Come with?
...Sure...
Happily ever after ～(^з^)-♡
Cringe always solves problems
georgelee5786
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Two men about to fight
Guns locked and loaded
A crowd of spectators
Jeers go back and forth
Bullets about to fly
I drive up in a white van, kidnap them both, and lock them in separate basements.
Guns locked and loaded
A crowd of spectators
Jeers go back and forth
Bullets about to fly
I drive up in a white van, kidnap them both, and lock them in separate basements.
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