Writing Prompt Demon Lord's Present

[Corty]

Okay, guys, gals, and everything in between, from muffins to vampires and witches!

Let's see your take on our lovely demon king and his Christmas scenario. What will he get as a present? Finish the prompt! The winner gets cookies.



The air in the grand hall, made of the bones of failed heroes, flickered with the faint hum of infernal fire, casting dreadful shadows across the towering throne in its middle. Upon it sat the Demon Lord Jeff, his clawed fingers drumming against the armrests of the charred skull embedded into its armrest. Before him, on a pedestal of molten rock, rested a box.

It was wrapped in festive paper—red and green stripes running around it, bringing color into his evil chambers. A curling golden ribbon topped it off as though mocking the macabre throne room.

Jeffy's crimson eyes narrowed, the flames within them dancing as he leaned forward. "Who dares," he rumbled, his voice like an earthquake, "offer me a token of... sentiment?"

The imps cowering near the door exchanged nervous glances, but none spoke. A jolly, fat man just simply barged into their hellish domain, kicking down the castle's door, placing the present in front of their master before popping out of existence, leaving behind a loud "hohohoho" laughter.

Jeff slowly stood from his throne, his towering form eclipsing the light of the firepits around him. His claws hovered over the gift, hesitating for only a moment before he seized it, snatching it for himself. The paper crinkled under his touch, soft yet strangely resilient. He growled, feeling something stir—a flicker of curiosity he hadn't felt in eons.

With a sharp claw, he began to tear into the wrappings and—

 

[Crazy_Cat]

Found a cute cat ear headband

 

[CharlesEBrown]

A Spinal Tap reunion, with them singing "Christmas with the Devil" as a capstone.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

A pair of socks you stole!!!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

—exploded. The box contained an antipersonnel mine loaded with the holy magic of Christmas. Since that day, the Imps said they still hear the kind laughter of the man in red every winter.

 

[LesserSarcasm]

A forged copy of the necronomicron where the passages summon angels and other (un)holy to them creatures.

 

[RedMuffin]

With a sharp claw, he began to tear into the wrappings and—

Spoiler

—Got Rickrolled.

 

[RecursiveDescent]

Exactly what he was hoping for-- a lump of coal.

 

[JayMark80]

Me! I flew out of the box and said "hOW YA'LL DOIN dowN here!" tHEN i GAVE im a red muffin to eat becaus e allthe times i got rickrolled,

 

[RedMuffin]

Me! I flew out of the box and said "hOW YA'LL DOIN dowN here!" tHEN i GAVE im a red muffin to eat becaus e allthe times i got rickrolled,

You make a lot of typos when you angy-type.

 

[Sola-sama]

"SANTA YOU FAT FUCK. I SAID MINECRAFT, NOT MEIN KAMPF!!!" Jeff uttered calmly.

 

[RedMuffin]

"SANTA YOU FAT FUCK. I SAID MINECRAFT, NOT MEIN KAMPF!!!" Jeff uttered calmly.

 

[TaciturnHuman]

With a sharp claw, he began to tear into the wrappings and—

Saw a certificate for an installment of a proper fireplace and chimney in his castle.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

With a sharp claw, he began to tear into the wrappings and—

Found a pair of socks! (they are of different color, length and design)

 

[Snake99]

The panties of another Demon Lord Foxgirl that he likes, I enters her castle and stole them with my stealth skills(there are also photos I took of her in her underwear or bathing as a bonus, Don't worry about me, if she discovers something the clues will only lead to Jeff being the culprit.)

 

[beast_regards]

... and then, out of the sudden, John Moderator jumps out of the box with the fury in his eyes and screams, "Sexy fox girls aren't allowed on the Royal Road!"

 

[Corty]

But then Jeff relays that as a demon lord, he ain't about rules being followed.

 

[beast_regards]

But then Jeff relays that as a demon lord, he ain't about rules being followed.

John Moderator blinks in surprise, shocked by the act of defiance he had never experienced before, but then he collects himself. His shock transforms into the pure rage, almost as the thousand alt-accounts down voted at once. He pulls out his Amazon's Ban Hammer(TM) and attacks...

Roll of initiative.

 

[The_3rd_Book]

A Ford F-150!

 

[Envylope]

He saw a strange plushie. Jeff raised his eyebrow as he lifted the squishy and soft thing into his hands. It had pointed ears and crimson eyes. In its right hand it held a plush glass of red liquid. However, there was one thing about this figure that made Jeff's blood boil.

"Why does she look so smug!?" His yell echoed in the chamber, and the silly doll with a big head looked at him as if to say 'nah, I'd win.'