Derrell The Ice-cream Man

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

He wants to know your favorite flavor.
Unfortunately he's very new, so he only has 3 types in stock. Tell him so he can restock for next time.

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[SailusGebel]

Vanilla.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I need more cream.

 

[Mellohwa]

Cookies and cream. Basically @Oreo flavoured ice cream
And horrifyingly beautiful drawing btw

 

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

I need more cream.

Would you like Derrell's cream?

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Would you like Derrell's cream?

I would prefer if Derrell had another flavor of cream. I chose the mystery cream. Don't put anything funny in there.

 

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

I would prefer if Derrell had another flavor of cream. I chose the mystery cream. Don't put anything funny in there.

Well its black, and that's all I know.

 

[Aaqil]

He wants to know your favorite flavor.
Unfortunately he's very new, so he only has 3 types in stock. Tell him so he can restock for next time.

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What other interesting people have you found on your journeys, traveler on a boat?

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
What a fine gentleman he is. That standing, elegance, and unique composure make this lowly me run away in sight while screaming "help" wherever I go.

 

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

What other interesting people have you found on your journeys, traveler on a boat?

I have met a lot of people yes.
He only recently got into the ice-cream business. I mean its strange for a man as old him to change careers this late in the game. But Derrell's a pretty normal guy, I don't really understand.

...
What a fine gentleman he is. That standing, elegance, and unique composure make this lowly me run away in sight while screaming "help" wherever I go.

If I didn't know sarcasm, I'd think you were scared of Derrell.
He's pretty sensitive you know, he doesn't understand sarcasm like me.

 

[TotallyHuman]

nyahaha, R'lye Cthulhu ftag'n! Ia, Ia!
Oooops, I meant vanilla

 

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

nyahaha, R'lye Cthulhu ftag'n! Ia, Ia!

Y' don't kadishtu aimgr'luh ymg' ah ai

 

[DarkeReises]

He wants to know your favorite flavor.
Unfortunately he's very new, so he only has 3 types in stock. Tell him so he can restock for next time.

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Give me death.
bleach flavored, please

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

B̴̧̥̻̹͓̥̙̳̩͉̭̩͎͓̜̟̈́l̶̡̡̧̮̬̗̥̙̪̭̬͈̙̲̜͇̋̌͋̑̃̉̿̚͝o̸̧̟̲͖͚̰͓͚͇͓͕̎̉ö̸̢̙͙̘͕͚̣̦̦̠̝͖́̐̈̄̑̃̇͗̉́̚͠d̷̝͎̙̊͋̍̈́̕ ̷̞̠͔̻̫̝̻̦̣͉̈̏͛̋̾̐̅̀̑̓͋̕͘̕͜o̶̟̹͛f̴̨̢̫̞͚͚͔͓̘̪̲̟͓͖̮̍̓ ̶̡̛͈͔͚̼͓̝͉̝̼̣͍̪̓̓͛̊̀̅̎̈́̋̄̈́͂̌̕͜͜͝ͅt̵̰̞͌͐̀̔̍̽̌͂̀̓͊͠h̶̠͈̠̊̐̏̀̾̄̈̕e̸̗̓̂̚̚ ̵̤̣̖̰͍̰̒͝ì̵͓̝̔̆̿̃̾͛̌́̓́͘̚͝͠͝ṇ̴̨̛̖̻̱̅̈́̏̃̓̒͌̾͂͋̔͠͝n̶̛̠̈́̃̿̿̏͐͑̄̍͊͂͂͒̄o̷̠̊̋̀̓̅̔̿̄͊̃͛̕͜c̵͔͎͖͍̩͚͉̩̦̖͠ẽ̶͔̞̪̓ͅn̶̙̦̠̞̟̺̝̻̞̯͍̳͗̃̿̊̒̾̊͘͠c̷͍̤̝̭̥͓̜͓̝̰̙̑̃̊͑͗̍̀̋̿̽̓̉́̋͜ȩ̷̨͉̼̬̝̩̎͂̎̚ͅ.̸̧̲͖̜̀͐̀́̿̃̇̌̄̕͘͝.̶̧̛̘̞̬͕͈̈́̄̀.̸̨͇̬͖̼̗͊̄̓̊̏͐̈̃̌͗̎̈́͂̉̒


watermelon.

 

[Agentt]

Choco nya

 

[Sayu]

Salted Caramel is pretty nice so is cheese cake

 

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

B̴̧̥̻̹͓̥̙̳̩͉̭̩͎͓̜̟̈́l̶̡̡̧̮̬̗̥̙̪̭̬͈̙̲̜͇̋̌͋̑̃̉̿̚͝o̸̧̟̲͖͚̰͓͚͇͓͕̎̉ö̸̢̙͙̘͕͚̣̦̦̠̝͖́̐̈̄̑̃̇͗̉́̚͠d̷̝͎̙̊͋̍̈́̕ ̷̞̠͔̻̫̝̻̦̣͉̈̏͛̋̾̐̅̀̑̓͋̕͘̕͜o̶̟̹͛f̴̨̢̫̞͚͚͔͓̘̪̲̟͓͖̮̍̓ ̶̡̛͈͔͚̼͓̝͉̝̼̣͍̪̓̓͛̊̀̅̎̈́̋̄̈́͂̌̕͜͜͝ͅt̵̰̞͌͐̀̔̍̽̌͂̀̓͊͠h̶̠͈̠̊̐̏̀̾̄̈̕e̸̗̓̂̚̚ ̵̤̣̖̰͍̰̒͝ì̵͓̝̔̆̿̃̾͛̌́̓́͘̚͝͠͝ṇ̴̨̛̖̻̱̅̈́̏̃̓̒͌̾͂͋̔͠͝n̶̛̠̈́̃̿̿̏͐͑̄̍͊͂͂͒̄o̷̠̊̋̀̓̅̔̿̄͊̃͛̕͜c̵͔͎͖͍̩͚͉̩̦̖͠ẽ̶͔̞̪̓ͅn̶̙̦̠̞̟̺̝̻̞̯͍̳͗̃̿̊̒̾̊͘͠c̷͍̤̝̭̥͓̜͓̝̰̙̑̃̊͑͗̍̀̋̿̽̓̉́̋͜ȩ̷̨͉̼̬̝̩̎͂̎̚ͅ.̸̧̲͖̜̀͐̀́̿̃̇̌̄̕͘͝.̶̧̛̘̞̬͕͈̈́̄̀.̸̨͇̬͖̼̗͊̄̓̊̏͐̈̃̌͗̎̈́͂̉̒


watermelon.

Derrell says no one is innocent. Even the unborn have sin.

 

[FoxxieFox]

Forbidden ‘Cat Food’ flavor
Unicorn Eyelash Flavor
Coffee flavor(any type)
Dragon Blood (Slight chance of living)
Uranium-235 (for tentacle monsters only)

 

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

Unicorn Eyelash Flavor

A Unicorns eye is located near its buttocks, the eye is devoid of any lashes as the skin can morph to create translucent membranes that cover to protect it. The only hair is near the asshole. I and neither Darrell understand why you would ever wish for such a thing in your ice-cream.

This is equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza, but its actually a bad thing.

But the customer is always right.

 

[Tempokai]

Ambrosia Ice Cream (for lonely doGs)