You knew what was gonna happen when you made this thread. It's your own fault, and you know you wanted the exact opposite of what you said. However, what you didn't realize is that I actually need this thread for an legitimate purpose on these forums. It gives me another free post.
Currently, I am collecting posts to reach the 50 posts required to unlock my custom forum title so I can change my "New Member" title to whatever I want! However, being the noble individual that I am, I mostly refuse to shitpost my way to that goal!
You have my thanks faux reverse psychology king of legend.