I get reincarnated with my mandolin as a wandering bard with the ability cast small spells!
As a starving musician, I am thankful for the free food.But if you don't finish your performances with a perfect Micheal Jackson moonwalk, and screaming hee hee, the crowd will throw random rotten fruits at you.
But the sun blows up, everyone dies, and you have to spend eternity floating in space.i want to be reincarnated in a world that only i live as a immortal
Ice cream is only available in flavors that you can't stand.I want to reincarnate into a world where I can eat all the ice cream I want without getting fat!
Pain in romance is sometimes looked forward to. *wink, wink*But you are actually in hell and in constant agony from being burned with hellfire for all eternity. If you think about it the afterlife is technically an isekai.
Wish granted, you're awake now azathoth, the omniverse is gone, and now you have to take an eternity-long morning piss.Reincarnated as Azathoth. Not A Azathoth, THE Azathoth. Dying to realize i was just Azathoth all along.
Too bad i don't have any organs required for pissing to be relevant. Plus i can manipulate reality and causality so I'm fineWish granted, you're awake now azathoth, the omniverse is gone, and now you have to take an eternity-long morning piss.
Oh but you do now, and no, you can't since the omniverse was all just a dream of Azathoth. That's why it's the blind idiot god, you would have been find choosing any other outer god lmao.Too bad i don't have any organs required for pissing to be relevant. Plus i can manipulate reality and causality so I'm fine
I'm fine with being blind and an idiot, but yeah it probably would've been better if i chose another one.Oh but you do now, and no, you can't since the omniverse was all just a dream of Azathoth. That's why it's the blind idiot god, you would have been find choosing any other outer god lmao.
Edit: Now that I think about it, you have blind AND idiot in your title, that's good enough for evil truck-kun, enjoy.
You know I was actually contemplating on sending you to that one lovecraft cyoa where all the elder gods-outer gods are actually sexy anime girls that the player gets to add to their harem.I'm fine with being blind and an idiot, but yeah it probably would've been better if i chose another one.
Maybe Yog-sothoth or the nameless mist
I'll grant this one too, welcome to Skynut, and you're a guy now if you weren't already.Reincarnated with no special powers at all, in a random world.
Lol I’ll take itBut all the florida men turn into boring japanese salarymen
I will accept that, as long as I don't gain any calories! Even if it is the legendary braised pork-flavored ice cream!Ice cream is only available in flavors that you can't stand.