Finding Binary a dad

Alverost

Eternal Procrastinator
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Please state below how you would be the perfect dad for @binarysoap.

PS. No refunds.
 

Assurbanipal_II

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I would send him to pick apples and potatoes. :blob_reach: Hard work will clear soaps mind and teach soapie to appreciate the value of the potato glorious holidays.
 
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Yorda

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I would teach him how to be a villainess.
He would become more resplendent and beautiful than ever before, and his personality would improve.
 

BenJepheneT

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he'd be an orphan until he wins the lottery or gets rich
 

Friend

... well am I? or not?
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*sigh*

I read these things, and ... end up wondering Why. Just, ... Why.

Don't you kids have better things ... get off my lawn! *curmudgeonly grumble*

lol
 
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